What's ur Best Excuse Para di Matiketan?

[Horsepower]

Ako i just honestly say i am sorry and it won't happen again. Usually naman, winawarningan lang ako at di na binibigyan ng ticket. Di rin ako hinihingian ng pera.

[hotwheels]

don't break the law...

kapag nasita... at wala ka kasalanan, whag mo iabot license mo... pwede ipakita mo lang... kung baklasan nila plaka mo hayaan mo at sila ang malilintikan...

kung kasalanan mo naman eh kung magawan mo ng paraan, magpakumbaba at makiusap... you know kung pera pera lang ang habol nila... at kung ganoon eh pagbigyan mo na kaysa maabala ka at maconfiscate ang license mo... hirap mag tubos lalo na sa manila... ubos ang isang araw mo doon...

isa lang ang masasabi ko, kasalanan mo or hindi eh, whag idaan sa init ng ulo... tao lang naman sila at makukuha sa pakiusap...

Sama ako diyan, let's abide with the existing laws.

[mbeige]

If it's not my fault, like obvious na namemera sila (and others are violating the "same" thing pero di sila pinapahinto dahil jeepney, etc) I'll insist on what I believe in. They didn't get my license, I drove away after 10 minutes. They wrote down my license plate number, pero that's it.

Pero if I did honestly commit a violation pero I knew nothing of doing it intentionally, or the signs/rules were ambiguous, then I'll ask if it's possible to let me go as a first timer. Ask them nicely.

[afrasay]

taga malacanang ako...if that doesn't work, " ma late ako sa taping!" :D

[afrasay]

joke lang po... :D

[Isuzoom]

Ser anak ako ng pinsan ng tiyuhin mo na kumare ng lola mo na naging klasmeyt niya sa high iskol na pinsan ng tatay mo sa mother side ng lolo mo mag kapit bahay sila dati.
Ahhhh....ikaw pala? ang laki mo na di mo sinabi agad..sige sibat na.

[OTEP]

Guys, may bagong 'cash cow' na naman ang kotong cops sa A.H. Lacson (Forbes) cor. Dapitan. (Nagtahan bound).

Naglagay sila ng karatula na 'No right turn on red signal'. Handwritten ito, nakasulat sa yero (dark gray na yero) using black paint at nakalagay sa pagkataas taas na part ng poste para sure na wala sa line of sight mo.

Just for fun, I decided to 'violate' it to see if a cop would jump from the parking of the Max's or KFC along Dapitan. Linggo nga pala, baka nagpapahinga ang alligators. hehehe.

[empy]

i don't get the calling card thing....so all you have to do to avoid tickets for the rest of your life is to get a business card from a mayor, senator, congressman, chief of police, president, cabinet member, councilman, baranggay (sp?) captain or tanod....and you can avoid any traffic citations for evar!? (slight exaggeration)

edi wala nang mapapara for violations nyan...

when all else fails, pag may kasama akong girl (like wife, ex-gfs before or kahit friends lang kunyari wife na) i tell them "daing ka ng konti." then i tell the traffic enforcer the woman is pregnant and i have to bring her to the hospital. works everytime! hehehe

baka mabatukan ka nyan...."anong akala mo, malaki ba tiyan ko???!" :swear:

[lakay]

feeling big-time si mayor's daughter... OWNED big-time din siya. :lol:

She's pretty cute, and a lot of the old timer scared because their retirement pension is on the line. I was a rookie, so feeling untouchable din.

[russpogi]

taga malacanang ako...if that doesn't work, " ma late ako sa taping!" :D

Panalo 'to ser!!! hehehe!