What's ur Best Excuse Para di Matiketan?

[BoyL3]

umuubra ba sa mga pulis ang "kilala ko si Gen., Maj., Col., etc." ?

[ssaloon]

oo umuubra pa rin yan. pakita mo lang calling card.

[alwayz_yummy]

i miss the days na nasa malacanyang pa si mami... PSG pass lang, takot na mga MMDA/pulis patola!

[A121]

magpanggap na isang bagong promding drayber at mag mukhang kawawa.

ginawa ko na ito. sabi ko sir sorry ngaun lang po ako nakapunta rito, di ko alam na no parking.

di ko naman talaga napansin na may sign kasi may nakaparada din...

[BoyFerrari]

Funny that Tsikot people are up in arms when an undisciplined driver use name-dropping to get away from the cops. But now, we have a thread trying to promote ways on how to evade getting ticketed.

If you are looking for alibis to avoid being ticketed, that means you acknowledged that you broke a traffic regulation in the first place. You should pay up your fine.

[jasprit]

Dati sinubukan ko boss ngayun lng ako na daan dito sa north ave. di ko po talaga alam kaya bigla ako lumiko sbi skin kahit na ang swerving swerving pa din kahit ngyun ka lng dumaan ayun ticket na lng di umuubra.

[A121]

Funny that Tsikot people are up in arms when an undisciplined driver use name-dropping to get away from the cops. But now, we have a thread trying to promote ways on how to evade getting ticketed.

If you are looking for alibis to avoid being ticketed, that means you acknowledged that you broke a traffic regulation in the first place. You should pay up your fine.

Minsan kasi wala sa lugar yung nanghuhuli o wala ka naman talagang traffic violation. Yung iba halatang namemera lang.

Pag nahuli, Just talk politely to the officer. Kagaya nung nangyari sa akin, hindi ko naman talaga alam na no parking sa area na yun dahil pers taym ko. Pinaalis naman ako. O kaya yung tatay ko, kinakausap nya ng maayos.

But if all else fails, yun nga, napipilitan kang mag-name drop.

[roninblade]

the only time i've been flagged down is on police checkpoints.

meron ako kaopisina dati na nahuli sa cubao area a few months ago. you know what she did? she bawled like a baby, ehehehehe. and it worked too, the police/traffic guy let her off with just a warning.

[claRkEnt]

Funny that Tsikot people are up in arms when an undisciplined driver use name-dropping to get away from the cops. But now, we have a thread trying to promote ways on how to evade getting ticketed.

If you are looking for alibis to avoid being ticketed, that means you acknowledged that you broke a traffic regulation in the first place. You should pay up your fine.

my same sentiment when i posted in the NLEX RADAR thread...

[empy]

Funny that Tsikot people are up in arms when an undisciplined driver use name-dropping to get away from the cops. But now, we have a thread trying to promote ways on how to evade getting ticketed.

If you are looking for alibis to avoid being ticketed, that means you acknowledged that you broke a traffic regulation in the first place. You should pay up your fine.

buti na lang ikaw na ang nagsabi nito. i was tempted to express the same sentiments, pero baka sabihan na naman ako na huwag makialam dahil hindi ako nakatira sa pilipinas :evillaugh

[Hero]

speak in straight and fast english?...speak in foreign language, if you dont know any foreign language..speak in tongues?

[basti08]

i get their names, tapos kapag meron syang pinalusot tapos ako hinuli nya...sinasabi ko...makakarating to sa officials nya.... nung one time pina-indicate ko na ako hinuli nya tapos yung isang kotse hindi...tapos pinapaalis na ako.

[space invader]

ako dati hinuli sa elliptical circle mlapit sa kanto ng commonwealth, galing ako sa kalayaan ave sa tabi ng city hall, syempre sa visayas ave. ang destination ko kaya pagliko ko, dapat dun ka sa inner lane ng circle if ur going to visayas, eh nagkataon na maraming bus kaya hndi ako nakapasok sa inner lane, eh nsa gitnang lane ako tpos direcho, tpos etong mmda hinuli ako, sbi swerving daw, yng lane na yun ay dapat right turn na daw papntang commonwealth, anak ng..

ang gnawa ko noon, una inexplain ko sa kanya kung bakit ako hunuli, then ako sabay defense sa sarili ko, sbi ko maraming bus kaya hndi ako nakaliko.. ayaw magpatalo nung mokong! so last resort na, naglabas ako ng id, hehehe.. p*ta, bigla nlng ako nilayasan nung mmda! inisip ko na naghahanap yun ng pamerienda, malas nya! hehehe..

[ts1n1ta]

Ako..wala. I just tell them that I didn't know... eh sa totoo naman talaga nde ko alam (tipong one way pala or no left turn). Tapos I just ask them to just give me the ticket para nde waste of time on my part. Once lang ako nakipag argue kase hinuli akong swerving.. pano naman ako swerving eh nde naman gumagalaw ang traffic. swerving daw kase nasa gitna daw ako nung mga indicators sa edsa? And this was in heavy traffic ha. amp. swerving daw...

One time naman I was in Makati, dami one ways eh hinde ko naman kabisado..so ayun nahuli ako..nagkataon pa expired license ko. Ala nga namang magpalusot pa ako diba, so sabi ko sa mamang pulis na naka yellow kung pede i-sketch nya yung pagkukuhanan ko ng license sa likod nung ticket... Tas tinanong nya ako kung baket. Sabi ko nde ako taga Makati. Ayun tumingin sa kin... tas sabay.. "O cge miss, ingat ka na lang. Pa renew mo na license mo ha." ayun.. tinamad na shang bigyan ako ng ticket... word.

[Jun aka Pekto]

Now, I don't make it a point to weasel my way out of a ticket. I'm always ready to accept responsiblity for my actions. But, the cops almost always ask my why I was speeding.

1. In Oklahoma where my car has Nevada license plates and a cop nailed me for doing 55mph in a 35mph zone: I replied, "Sorry sir. I'm new here and got lost". I got away with a warning to slow down

2. When I was still in the AF in 1991, the CHP nailed me for doing 75mph in a 55mph zone in Napa Valley. When asked why I was speeding, I said, "Sorry sir, I just got back from the Middle East and haven't seen my girlfriend in 6 months". He kind of thought it over and shook his head with a hint of a smile. Then, he told me to slow it down and keep focused on the road, not something else.

3. I was racing an IROC-Z (in my Laser RS Turbo) along I-80 near Auburn, east of Sacramento with 4 other cars tagging along behind. The CHP (again) caught us all in a speed trap (same spot all the time at that overpass). The officer didn't even ask why. He was issuing tickets to everyone. He looked at my license plates which was Nevada (everyone else had CA plates). Doing 125mph is normally a jail-time offense. But, the cop went to me first, gave me a ticket for 75mph (whew!) and told me to "get out of here". Those left behind must have set off alarms in the cop's data base. The IROC-Z driver had gestured to me he's already had 2 tickets in a row.

[driven]

umuubra ba sa mga pulis ang "kilala ko si Gen., Maj., Col., etc." ?

pag hindi umubra yan, eto kaya "kilala niyo ba si manuel roxas? pakita ko sana yung litrato niya..." kung hindi daw, "eh si ninoy aquino?" kung hindi parin, kelangan niyo na ilabas yung may 3 ulo... joke joke joke!

[Isuzoom]

umuubra ba sa mga pulis ang "kilala ko si Gen., Maj., Col., etc." ?

Kilala ko sila pero ika hindi ko kilala...Lisensiya!!!