what is/are your embarassing moment/s at the office?

[n2knee]

naglalakad ako sa lobby ng office namin. papunta ako sa Peet's Coffee (di na Starbucks..baka sabihin pa SOSI pa ako )... i was trying to hold my fart until i reach the outside of the building, but napa-ubo ako malapit sa elevator.... that's when i busted a big loud one...:lol: naamoy ko pa..paglingon ko...nandon din pala yung puting babae na ka flirt ko noon bago ako ikinasal..nakangiti...my faced turned red parang ice na matutunaw...napatawa ako.. it was quite an embarassing moment..

[Jun aka Pekto]

I was on the freq (radio) relaying wind information above a particular VORTAC to an aircraft: Metro PIPER 4-2-0-1, winds at flight level 1-2-0, direction 3-4-0 at 3-5, temperature minus 1-3..........

At the same time, a coworker was ordering lunch over the phone: I'll have a Philly steak minus onions and jalapenos, yadda, yadda .

Meantime, I'm still relaying info..... flight level 1-5-0, direction 3-5-0 at 4-3, temperature minus onions and jalapenos........

The pilot interrupted me and said, "Uh metro, say that again?"

Whoops.

[chua_riwap]

Nang minsang pumasok ako sa room ng Manager namin.......kita ko si Sir, hinahalikan yung Secretary namin. Parang ako pa ang nahiya.

Labas ako agad.

[jasprit]

pwde ba khit indi sa office ksi student pa lng ako eh??
most embarasing moment ko hmmmm.... Nung kumuha ako ng no. ng babae sa pero binigay naman kaso nakakahiya pa din eh... wala na ako maiisip na iba hehehehe...

[claRkEnt]

i was working then in a big semicon company where there are thousands of employees (about 70% sa semicon ay fem). SO at the end of the shift, dami tao sabay-sabay para sa uwian. In a group of girls a few meters ahead, I saw my friend (a girl) so i hurried and pagdating ko as likuran nya, tinakpan ko ng palad ko yung mata nya! tagal kong tinakpan mata nya and hula sya hula kung sino.

It turned out, di ko pala sya kakilala... dyahi talaga! gusto ko matunaw sa kinatatayuan ko.

[Horsepower]

Ok, so did u get her number and went out on a date with her?

[chronicle]

Bakit may cucumber sa office?
May salad party kayo? [emoji848]

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[_Cathy_]

Big difference in appearance yung patola sa cucumber [emoji16]

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It honestly looks like a patola because it's light green and has zigzags. Diba ang ordinary cucumber dark green?

Bakit may cucumber sa office?
May salad party kayo? [emoji848]

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It was a single piece of cucumber. I saw a brochure, probably comes from some expensive organic seller. I didn't ask my former VP anymore kasi pahiya na ko e hahaha!

[dr. d]

i used to believe, that the small cucumber eventually grows into the bigger patola.
...don't it...?

[sean-archer]

i used to believe, that the small cucumber eventually grows into the bigger patola.
...don't it...?

Doc, may edges yung patola, uncomfortably, may edges sya haha

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[minicarph]

one time may pumasok na madaming baloon sa floor namin, tapos it attracted the attention of all the employees on our floor, tapos nakikitawa pa ako sa mga ka-officemate ko, sabi nila ang cheezy naman daw, papansin naman daw nagpadala nun ganun. sino daw ba yun?

tapos hayun binigay sakin yun card nun messenger saka yun kasama cake as well as all those balloons all 25 of them. and considering Im just working in that office for like 6 months pa lang.

hayz, ang hirap talaga ng gwapo at gym fit noon, kasi member ako ng isang martial arts club sa dlsu nun after I graduated. yun pala isang VP na matrona nagpadala sakin kasi tinulungan ko sya sa computer nya when I did field work on one of our company's client. sa sobrang murang edad ko pa nun, ni hinde ko pa nga alam na term na cougar. may nang-asar pa sakin nun sa floor , eh sabi ko wala naman lion na cartoon dun sa balloon ah? kasi uso ata lion king noon

[dr. d]

Doc, may edges yung patola, uncomfortably, may edges sya haha

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adults may have hard, sharp edges. but the babies they used to be, all had nice soft rounded edges.

[Little Missy]

Kapalpakan sa Skype/IM.

May kachat ako about a certain teammate tapos yung isang reply ko dun ko natype sa team convo. Yung seatmate ko gustong lumubog sa lupa for me.

May isa naman samin, yung chika niya sa friend niya about a certain person dun niya nasend sa tao mismo.

Person A: " Uy alam mo ba si Person B amoy putok".
Person B. "Hi. This is her."






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[dr. d]

Kapalpakan sa Skype/IM.

May kachat ako about a certain teammate tapos yung isang reply ko dun ko natype sa team convo. Yung seatmate ko gustong lumubog sa lupa for me.

May isa naman samin, yung chika niya sa friend niya about a certain person dun niya nasend sa tao mismo.

Person A: " Uy alam mo ba si Person B amoy putok".
Person B. "Hi. This is her."






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"sorry po, person B. i meant the other person B."

[sean-archer]

"sorry po, person B. i meant the other person B."

Happened to me, awkward.

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[Dead Guy Sligh]

Not happened to me but to my kabayan colleague who is seating not far from me.

One employee approached him and asked:

Brit Employee: What can we do about this?
Kabayan: You should speak to Nuwel (as in tagalog pronunciation of Noel)
Brit Employee: Who's Nuwel?
Kabayan: You know Nuwel our boss
Brit Employee: Ahhh Nol (they pronounce it with the silent e)
Kabayan: Yes! Nol

Me: Deadma lang pero gusto ko tumawa kaso baka mapahiya eh lol
So from now on, Nol na din pronunciation niya para wala ng tanong tanong