Weird Inventions... Only in the US... Geez

**theveed** · February 10th, 2005 04:47 PM

Toilet for obese people. I have nothing against obese individuals but a customized john??? Why not just get a little slimmer? Heck, your kid or pet can drown in there!

Great John Toilet

Why buy a Great John Toilet?

Regardless of who you are buying for, yourself or a loved one, there are a few things you might like to know about our toilets.

The GREAT JOHN is by no means a STANDARD toilet. It was designed from the ground up.

COMFORT ISSUES

A regular toilet has a terribly small seat. This creates very uncomfortable pressure points, consequently producing numbness in the legs and thighs from lack of proper blood flow.

Our toilet seats have 150% more contact surface area than a standard elongated seat, yet it can be used by a small person or a child in a safe way.

Considering ergonomics, the toilet seat and bowl have more than 6 extra inches in the front.

We made the toilet bowl 17 ½” tall, which gives most people an easier time getting up. It also makes it ADA compliant.

Finally, for those of us that are tall regardless of our weight, a standard toilet seat and a low toilet bowl create a very cramped and uncomfortable position. The GJ toilet has 10.5” longer legs and thighs clearance than a standard round toilet assuring a comfortable and ultra-relaxed experience.

SAFETY ISSUES

The Great John is substantially more robust than a standard toilet. Standard designs are not meant to withstand a big person.

For STABILITY, we designed a super wide base. To insure STURDINESS, we also added reinforcements into the base. Our toilets are tested to 2000 lb. To eliminate the problem of the SEAT SLIDING, we provide "Anti-Side" fins for safety. This also prevents pinching.

Finally, GJ has added a second SET OF ANCHORS at the front sides of the base to increase protection against movement of the unit from the floor.