water in the carburetor

[baludoy]

wife: "There's trouble w/ the car. It has water in the carburetor.
husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
wife: "In the swimming pool."


*taken from reader's digest (September 1993)

[theveed]

hehehhe...

meron din isa...

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, “What’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”

She says, "That's it?"

She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

[baludoy]

^^