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  1. Join Date
    Jul 2009
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    #1
    These are entries to a Washington Post (newspaper) competition asking for a 2-line ryhme with the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line:

    1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you has screwed up my life.

    2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

    5. I thought that I could love no other
    -- that is until I met your brother.

    6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face..

    8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    9. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

    11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

  2. Join Date
    Jul 2009
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    #2
    I'll start off with mine:

    You are the most beautiful woman I ever saw
    If you could just turn off that chainsaw


    Pwede ring Tagalog

    Ang lahat ng lalake sayo ay nagkakandarapa
    Paano kasi, ang galing mong chu****

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    :hysterical:

    Everything's good !

  4. Join Date
    Jul 2009
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    #4
    Susungkutin ko ang mga bituin sa langit, oh Misis ko!
    Mapaligaya ko lang ang kerida ko.

Two-liner Poems