Things You Learn ...

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[SIZE="3"]Things You Learn ... From driving your car flat out for long distances...[/SIZE]

- I can empty my fuel tank in two hours.

- To fill it up, I have to work for a week.

- Radar detectors should be standard equipment. (If you can afford those thousands of pesos for more HP or if you can spend millions on a super car, why skip the detector? It's as if you'll be running that super car at it's designed speed anywhere in Metro Manila...)

- 200 kph is not fast enough, especially when trying to evade that highway cop ahead armed with a radar gun.

- At speeds in excess of 180 kph, the ***y girl, in the skimpy outfit seated beside you, becomes a liability for the driver's attention for the road.

- Maintaining your speed at 190kph for any length of time can lead you to remember "things" you would rather forget...

- Speeding up to 200 kph, you might also start remembering things that you shouldn't have forgotten like: if that broken bolt that you found last time you looked under the car would be anyway connected to that clanking sound coming from under the car right now.