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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon




    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate


    :toma:

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

  2. Join Date
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    #2
    hahahaha. aliw 'to ah! :D

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:

  4. Join Date
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    #4
    Quote Originally Posted by zidane21
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:
    hindi lang yan! baka ang sabihin na nya... "pare! pakiss naman!!! yung torid ah! and yung may tongue!!" hahaha! takot na ako nyan!!!

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    pagka ganyan na ang nangyari ilalagay ko sa muka nya si revotiki!!! :bwahaha:

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    oo nga naman, mahirap huminde pag lasing :D

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    Quote Originally Posted by baurtwellXUV
    hindi lang yan! baka ang sabihin na nya... "pare! pakiss naman!!! yung torid ah! and yung may tongue!!" hahaha! takot na ako nyan!!!
    ..anak ng tipaklong ..nag eskrimahan pa ng mga dila ...hahaha

    wwwaaarrrk hindi ko ma- take ...

  8. Join Date
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    #8
    Quote Originally Posted by zidane21
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:
    yikes! mahirap pa namang tumakbo pag lasing

  9. Join Date
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    #9
    "I'm coming home. dear"

  10. Join Date
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    #10
    "pare... bakit habang tumatagal ang inuman natin gumaganda ka sa paningin ko!!" :bwahaha:

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