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    September 15th, 2005 11:53 PM #1
    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon




    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate


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    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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    September 16th, 2005 12:35 AM #2
    hahahaha. aliw 'to ah! :D
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    September 16th, 2005 12:45 AM #3
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:
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    September 16th, 2005 12:49 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by zidane21
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:
    hindi lang yan! baka ang sabihin na nya... "pare! pakiss naman!!! yung torid ah! and yung may tongue!!" hahaha! takot na ako nyan!!!
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    September 16th, 2005 12:54 AM #5
    pagka ganyan na ang nangyari ilalagay ko sa muka nya si revotiki!!! :bwahaha:
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    September 17th, 2005 05:00 AM #6
    oo nga naman, mahirap huminde pag lasing :D
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    September 17th, 2005 05:16 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by baurtwellXUV
    hindi lang yan! baka ang sabihin na nya... "pare! pakiss naman!!! yung torid ah! and yung may tongue!!" hahaha! takot na ako nyan!!!
    ..anak ng tipaklong ..nag eskrimahan pa ng mga dila ...hahaha

    wwwaaarrrk hindi ko ma- take ...
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    September 17th, 2005 08:06 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by zidane21
    "pare... alam mo ba na habang tumatagal ang pagkakaibigan natin napapamahal na ako sayo! I love you pare!" :bwahaha:
    yikes! mahirap pa namang tumakbo pag lasing
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    September 17th, 2005 01:53 PM #9
    "I'm coming home. dear"
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    September 18th, 2005 11:24 AM #10
    "pare... bakit habang tumatagal ang inuman natin gumaganda ka sa paningin ko!!" :bwahaha:
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    September 18th, 2005 11:37 AM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by zidane21
    "pare... bakit habang tumatagal ang inuman natin gumaganda ka sa paningin ko!!" :bwahaha:
    " Pre wag ka naman ganyan ..feeling ko humahaba ang hair ko ...chaaaaarring"
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    September 18th, 2005 11:49 AM #12
    "ang laki ng abs mo a! pwede bang pahawak!" :bwahaha:
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    September 18th, 2005 12:08 PM #13
    "uwi na tayo baka paluin pa ko sa pwe_ ng nanay ko" :suka:
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    September 18th, 2005 12:15 PM #14
    pre, ganda ng belt mo ah! pahawak na!
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    September 18th, 2005 12:48 PM #15
    "hun... ang sarap ng meeting namin kanina! sa desk na nga lang namin ginawa ni manager e!" :bwahaha:
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    September 19th, 2005 06:39 PM #16
    pag nakainom..di mo na rin naman talaga kailangan pang magsalita eh.

    lalo na.. pag parehas kayong nakainom.

    wala nang salita-salita.. laban kaagad..!!
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    September 19th, 2005 06:55 PM #17
    pansin ko lang ang gumagaling mag-english mga tao pag lasing ..
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    September 19th, 2005 11:01 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by mrpink
    pansin ko lang ang gumagaling mag-english mga tao pag lasing ..
    he he mukang lumalabas na ang feminine side (or bumibigay na) ng mga lalaki kapag nalalasing na!!! :bwahaha: delikado rin palang mag-inuman kung kahit kaninong kakilala bka biglang umamin sayo!! hahahahaha
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