Is there a condom nearby?

[j_avonni]

Doc Otep, magbibigay ka ba ng samples?

[empy]

naalala ko na naman nung minsang inabutan ako ng tawag ng pangangailangan, hiya ako bili sa mercury kaya inutusan ko yung isang batang kalye, nung bumibili na sya nagulat ako kasi naglingunan lahat sa akin yung mga customers, yun pala tinanong nung pharmacist kung sino gagamit, itinuro ako kasi nakatayo ako sa tapat nung mercury just across the street herher -- sorry po kung OT

akala nila siguro kung sino kang pedophile :bwahaha:

[ARB]

dapat ipamudmod ito sa mga depressed areas, wala na yatang ginawa dun kundi mag-anak ng mag-anak...haaaay!

sorry OT ha.

but I have to tell this true story. There was a mission to the hinterland for health and family planning information. They taught the people how to properly use the condoms. As a sample they used their fingers as a tool on how to put the condom properly. After a few months on a follow up mission, one of the former attendee complained that the condom is of no use because his wife still got pregnant! the teachers asked how he used the condom. He answered them he used it the way they taught him few months back. "I put the condom in my finger and put my tool inside my wife".

[wren]

no, i don't. that's one of the advantages of being married.....























...married guys don't get any *** so they don't need condoms :bwahaha:

speak for yourself sir, i still get my token once a month session, so patingi-tingi na lang ako.

[RedHorse]

OT:

matindi itong joke sa playboy...

sa isang pharmacy, meron pang tagayogyog para tama ang bigay ng size ng condom, at isisigaw ng female clerk ang size... hanggang may dumating na binatilyo, niyogyog din as usual, at ang isinigaw ng female clerk, PAMUNAS! PAMUNAS!

[mazdamazda]

Bakit walang comment si sir M2? Ahihi...

:angel3:

[ssaloon]

of course, regular ang supply ko ng Kimono Microthin :evillaugh speaking of which, kararating lang ng 50-pieces last friday

ibalik ang condom EB!!!!!

[Eismann]

He-he-he....good joke.

For married guys, I recommend scientific method na lang...it is better than condoms except for emergency. Di na condom ang control method namin kasi one time, naiwan namin condom sa ilalim ng pillow. My 6 year old daughter retrieved it the next morning and asked her mom what it is. Sabi ng wife ko candy raw nya for her sorethroat.

[JohnM]

Meron din kami stock ng Okamoto White. Problema lang madilim ang kwarto at tulog na si baby so di pwede mag-on ng ilaw kaya di namin mahanap. Kesa masira ang "romance" tinuloy na lang namin. Ok naman. Magiging kuya na baby namin sa November

So ngayon habang buntis si missis... :evillaugh

[Chip]

Meron din kami stock ng Okamoto White. Problema lang madilim ang kwarto at tulog na si baby so di pwede mag-on ng ilaw kaya di namin mahanap. Kesa masira ang "romance" tinuloy na lang namin. Ok naman. Magiging kuya na baby namin sa November

So ngayon habang buntis si missis...

another little monster in the making i see hehehe control yourself boy haha

OT: paramihan ata kayo ni evil e haha