teacher and pupils

**chieffy** · October 15th, 2004 02:25 PM

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is..
TEACHER: No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time"...

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

**pajerokid** · October 15th, 2004 03:19 PM

:bwahaha:

**benchph1** · October 15th, 2004 04:23 PM

pilosopong mga studyante :bwahaha:

**1D4LV** · October 15th, 2004 04:35 PM

ronald, mukhang lakas tama ah. hehehehehe.

**baiskee** · October 15th, 2004 05:55 PM

Originally posted by chieffy
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

uhmmm...loko, bumalik sa teacher.

**bilog** · October 16th, 2004 11:34 AM

hahaha!hehehe!

**stinkaboy** · October 16th, 2004 11:42 AM

ayos :hihihi:

**pissword** · October 16th, 2004 11:45 AM

I is pala ha.... hehe

nakakasira ng ulo talga ang walang magawa

**dazedchiq** · October 19th, 2004 12:26 AM

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time"...

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No teacher, it's the same dog!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha..

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