Stupid/Silly/Funny Things I Did

[bloowolf]

Tell us about stupid things you did in your life. It may be embarrassing, silly or anything you may have regretted in the past but found funny & worthy as a story to tell.

Let me start. Before Easypass & Autosweep, tolls were paid for in cash. There was a time I had to leave the house very early, like 3am. I didn’t have too much sleep & was still sleepy when I left the house. Passing by the guard house, I took out some cash & was trying to pay the toll! Realizing my mistake, I sheepishly just said sorry & drove off.


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[BratPAQ]

Pila sa toll ng skyway, sasakyan sa harapan ko ayaw umabante, binusinahan ko, 2 long horn. Biglang sumilip yung ambulant teller na ka transaction pala nung sasakyan ayaw umabante. Di ko kasi nakita kagad. Napahiya ako. [emoji23]

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[TsekwangBakla]

Usapang toll fee na lang din. Dati sa NLT under pa ng PNCC, de papel ang singilan, ang Balintwak Bocaue ay 3.50 lang. Kulay asul ang tiket na may puputulin sa gitna, pagpasok ko ng Balintawak bayad ng 3.50. Paglabas ng Bocaue, ang ibibigay ko yung drivet stub, nakaipon ako madami nung isang parte. Hanggang nagkaroon kami ng pagkakataon na ang Marilao ay nagkaroon ng butas na daanan, yung mga naipon namin na tiket ang binibigay namin. Basta dapat nakatupi para sigurado lussot. Pag maluwag ang NLT, nag u u turn kami sa gitna na expresseway dyan sa may marilao at dun sa bago mag Tabang.

[bloowolf]

Nung bata pa ako sa isang village sa Makati, uso pa mga paputok na triangulo. Yung kapitbahay namin ay isang row ng apartments. Papasok doon ay may isang pasillo. Maraming aso na umeebak doon. Ginagawa namin ng mga kapatid ko, nilalagyan namin ng paputok yung mga ebak. Pagputok, pintado ang pader ng ebak, hehehe.


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[misseksaherada]

Last March nung kagagaling ko lang sa sakit.. Super nag ki-crave ako sa maanghang.. Naisipan ko maghanap ng chili flakes sa Shopee, natuwa ako dahil meron na nagbebenta.. Sa tuwa ko bumili ako ng lima ni hindi ko tiningnan kung gaano kadami kada pack.. Nung dumating sa bahay 500 grams pala lahat [emoji28] ang dami!! excited na ako tikman, kasi nahirapan ako maghanap ng review kung maanghang ba.. Puro tungkol lang sa package at fast delivery.. Gusto ko makauna sa review kung totoo bang ma-anghang o hindi..
Eto na.. Hindi ako handa!!
Wala pala ako lagayan ng chili flakes.. [emoji33]
Hanap ako ng madali sana itaktak..
Ayun!! Sakto nakakita ako extra lagayan for liquid condiment na gawa sa plastic.. (Natatawa na ako habang tina-type ko ito.. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787])
Ok na nilgay ko na yung Chili Flakes.. Pero syempre hindi kasya sa butas.. Proud ako sa naisip ko.. Madali lang ito, putulin ko lang ng konti para lumaki ang butas..
Hala sige lagari nung nguso.. Pagkatapos na excite na ako itaktak sa ulam ko..
"Oha!! Ang galing ko talaga!! Ang talino!!"
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Pagkatapos, nung sinara ko na..
"Hala! Bakit ayaw mag lock?!!"
Natawa ako sa ginawa ako..[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Epic fail!! Dun pala sa nguso yung clicking sound kapag na lock na.. Kaya ayun ending naka-angat na forever ang takip.. [emoji28]

[ray_noel]

Last March nung kagagaling ko lang sa sakit.. Super nag ki-crave ako sa maanghang.. Naisipan ko maghanap ng chili flakes sa Shopee, natuwa ako dahil meron na nagbebenta.. Sa tuwa ko bumili ako ng lima ni hindi ko tiningnan kung gaano kadami kada pack.. Nung dumating sa bahay 500 grams pala lahat [emoji28] ang dami!! excited na ako tikman, kasi nahirapan ako maghanap ng review kung maanghang ba.. Puro tungkol lang sa package at fast delivery.. Gusto ko makauna sa review kung totoo bang ma-anghang o hindi..
Eto na.. Hindi ako handa!!
Wala pala ako lagayan ng chili flakes.. [emoji33]
Hanap ako ng madali sana itaktak..
Ayun!! Sakto nakakita ako extra lagayan for liquid condiment na gawa sa plastic.. (Natatawa na ako habang tina-type ko ito.. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787])
Ok na nilgay ko na yung Chili Flakes.. Pero syempre hindi kasya sa butas.. Proud ako sa naisip ko.. Madali lang ito, putulin ko lang ng konti para lumaki ang butas..
Hala sige lagari nung nguso.. Pagkatapos na excite na ako itaktak sa ulam ko..
"Oha!! Ang galing ko talaga!! Ang talino!!"
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Pagkatapos, nung sinara ko na..
"Hala! Bakit ayaw mag lock?!!"
Natawa ako sa ginawa ako..[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Epic fail!! Dun pala sa nguso yung clicking sound kapag na lock na.. Kaya ayun ending naka-angat na forever ang takip.. [emoji28]

Chili flakes... love ko yan esp sa pizza... sa yellowcab pag kumakain yan lagi nilalagay ko tapos sola...


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[bloowolf]

A friend called me when I was at work & I was kinda distracted with some people asking questions on that busy morning. I was so busy doing a multitude of things when I suddenly felt my pockets & my mobile phone was not there! I told my friend “nawawala telepono ko!” To which he said “hehehe, ano yang nasa tenga mo?”[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]


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[Wh1stl3r]

A friend called me when I was at work & I was kinda distracted with some people asking questions on that busy morning. I was so busy doing a multitude of things when I suddenly felt my pockets & my mobile phone was not there! I told my friend “nawawala telepono ko!” To which he said “hehehe, ano yang nasa tenga mo?”[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]


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Ako naman nahalughog na yung office para sa ID ko for claiming a delivery. Nasa bulsa ko pala.

Same w/ Dr. Kamiya's forgotten keys before, I think distracted lang tayo masyado with our new normal.

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[papi smith]

Talking about forgetfulness, I always forget my wallet lately, siguro dahil dati phone and wallet ang priority, ngayon phone and mask.

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[CVT]

Talking about forgetfulness, I always forget my wallet lately, siguro dahil dati phone and wallet ang priority, ngayon phone and mask.

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Yes bro., our priorities have indeed changed. And i can't get used to doing things with my mask on. Driving is more challenging.

[dr. d]

A friend called me when I was at work & I was kinda distracted with some people asking questions on that busy morning. I was so busy doing a multitude of things when I suddenly felt my pockets & my mobile phone was not there! I told my friend “nawawala telepono ko!” To which he said “hehehe, ano yang nasa tenga mo?”[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]


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what if he said,
"i'll call you, and you just have to listen for where the ringing sound is coming from."

[bloowolf]

Ako naman nahalughog na yung office para sa ID ko for claiming a delivery. Nasa bulsa ko pala.

Same w/ Dr. Kamiya's forgotten keys before, I think distracted lang tayo masyado with our new normal.

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Similar thing. At work sa field, I lost my car kets. Since my car then was fully tinted dark, including the windshield, I couldn’t see inside. Naku, humanap pa ko ng susungkit para mabuksan at nung mabuksan na, wala yung susi sa loob. Yun pala, nasa ibabaw na parte ng bulsa ko[emoji2962]


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[bugsmobile]

One time, when I was in high school, uso pa yung funhouse. Yung place to buy party tricks/pranks. So I went there & bought super anghang toothpicks. So when I went home, hinalo ko sa existing toothpicks namin. So we all had dinner, & afterwards my dad reached for the toothpick contianer. He got one & started using it. Then he said "Arghhh bakt ang anghang nito?!!" Then I started laughing & told him why. Then he said "Ah ikaw pala may kagagawan nito? Pwes, tikman mo lahat yan isa isa!" So I wasn't allowed to leave the table until naubos ko hehe.

[bloowolf]

One time, when I was in high school, uso pa yung funhouse. Yung place to buy party tricks/pranks. So I went there & bought super anghang toothpicks. So when I went home, hinalo ko sa existing toothpicks namin. So we all had dinner, & afterwards my dad reached for the toothpick contianer. He got one & started using it. Then he said "Arghhh bakt ang anghang nito?!!" Then I started laughing & told him why. Then he said "Ah ikaw pala may kagagawan nito? Pwes, tikman mo lahat yan isa isa!" So I wasn't allowed to leave the table until naubos ko hehe.

We used to buy stink bombs there. Inaapakan namin sa sinehan, right before leaving.


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