Stupid questions with smart answers

**boybi** · April 29th, 2004 07:53 PM

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

GIRLFRIEND : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
BOYFRIEND : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

TEACHER : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
PUPIL : "The moon".
TEACHER : "Why?"
PUPIL : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

TEACHER : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
PUPIL : "A teacher".

WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"

TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
DAVID : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

TEACHER : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" STUDENT : "Brotherly love".

TEACHER : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
SAM : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

PATIENT: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" DOCTOR : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

TEACHER : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" STUDENT : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

TEACHER : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
STUDENT : " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

**torque** · April 29th, 2004 08:17 PM

hahaha...

**torque** · April 29th, 2004 08:18 PM

nice one dude...

**odell** · April 29th, 2004 10:19 PM

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

hahaha.. kaululan!!

**baiskee** · April 29th, 2004 10:23 PM

:bwahaha::bwahaha:

sasakit ulo ko dyan..

**Ungas** · April 30th, 2004 11:42 AM

Originally posted by odell
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

hahaha.. kaululan!!

Style mo yan eh, patented odell lines, hahaha!

**Kicker15** · April 30th, 2004 03:24 PM

GANDANG SAGOT NYAN PAG DI MO GUSTO DATE MO...

**gretzy** · April 30th, 2004 04:11 PM

TEACHER : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
STUDENT : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

mapapakamot sa ulo teacher nito.hehehe

**conzky** · May 18th, 2005 04:28 PM

"TEACHER : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
STUDENT : " Because George still had the axe in is hand.""

HARHARHARHAR!