Stupid questions deserve stupid answers

**xoom** · January 27th, 2010 10:02 AM

watched vice ganda on tv and i was able to relate to some of his "comedy" lines. samples of his funny stories, which i supposed happened to him in real life, goes like this:

umilaw na ang gas warning sign ng kotse nya so he entered a gas station to fill up. ang tanong ng gas attendant sa kanya, "sir, magpapa-gas po kayo?"

(obvious ba, e gas station yun?) here comes his stupid answers to the stupid question: "HINDE, MAGYOYOSI LANG AKO DITO PARA LAHAT TAYO SUMABOG NA DITO" and "HINDE, MAGPAPA-CONFINE AKO DITO SA GASOLINAHAN NYO. ANO BA DEXTROSE NYO DITO, UNLEADED O E10?"

in a dressing room of a department store, he was trying to put on a shirt. he asked the sales lady, "miss, meron ba kayong medium size nito?" the stupid question goes "sir, para po ba sa inyo?" the stupid answer was, "HINDE, PARA SAYO. ALANGAN NAMAN MAGSUKAT AT BUMILI AKO NG DAMIT PARA LANG IPAMIGAY KO SAYO"

bakit nga ba may mga taong napakaengot magtanong? marami din akong na-encounter na same experiences, pag naalala ko i will post it here hehehe

**1997** · January 27th, 2010 12:30 PM

Parang ang yabang naman. Eh kung sinagot mo eh "oo" tapos na...

1. Gas station offer other service din or baka may problem sa car mo at dun mo naidala yung car mo so not necessary mag papagas ka... Example: ako malapit na mag over heat car ko nakakita ako ng gas station dun ako pupunta. Nag pa gas ba ako?

2. Sales Lady: malay ko ba kung bibilhin ninyo para sa kapatid mo?

**Negus** · January 27th, 2010 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by 1997

Parang ang yabang naman. Eh kung sinagot mo eh "oo" tapos na...

1. Gas station offer other service din or baka may problem sa car mo at dun mo naidala yung car mo so not necessary mag papagas ka... Example: ako malapit na mag over heat car ko nakakita ako ng gas station dun ako pupunta. Nag pa gas ba ako?

2. Sales Lady: malay ko ba kung bibilhin ninyo para sa kapatid mo?

+1

**n1kn0k** · January 27th, 2010 01:15 PM

the only stupid question is the question that was not asked.

**compact** · January 27th, 2010 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by xoom

watched vice ganda on tv and i was able to relate to some of his "comedy" lines. samples of his funny stories, which i supposed happened to him in real life, goes like this:

umilaw na ang gas warning sign ng kotse nya so he entered a gas station to fill up. ang tanong ng gas attendant sa kanya, "sir, magpapa-gas po kayo?"

(obvious ba, e gas station yun?) here comes his stupid answers to the stupid question: "HINDE, MAGYOYOSI LANG AKO DITO PARA LAHAT TAYO SUMABOG NA DITO" and "HINDE, MAGPAPA-CONFINE AKO DITO SA GASOLINAHAN NYO. ANO BA DEXTROSE NYO DITO, UNLEADED O E10?"

in a dressing room of a department store, he was trying to put on a shirt. he asked the sales lady, "miss, meron ba kayong medium size nito?" the stupid question goes "sir, para po ba sa inyo?" the stupid answer was, "HINDE, PARA SAYO. ALANGAN NAMAN MAGSUKAT AT BUMILI AKO NG DAMIT PARA LANG IPAMIGAY KO SAYO"

bakit nga ba may mga taong napakaengot magtanong? marami din akong na-encounter na same experiences, pag naalala ko i will post it here hehehe

mga gas attendant, tandaan nyo pagmumukha ni vice ganda at pag nakita nyo sa gasolinahan ay kargahan nyo na agad ng gasolina ang kotse nya at wag na kayo magtanong.

**coiter** · January 27th, 2010 02:19 PM

tama naman yung gas boy. sa dami ng services ng gas station, di naman pwedeng i-assume na papagas lahat. sa kabila naman, mas ok na yun kesa naman tanong niya "papahangin po kayo? change oil? bibili sa select? etc." hehe

same with the saleslady. di naman ako naiinsulto pagtinanong niya kung para sa akin. pwede naman kasing panregalo, para sa anak, etc.

pero that's taking it from context. let's take it as a joke na lang na parang asking the obvious (but not really stupid).

ang tingin kong pinakastupid na tanong e: "DI MO BA AKO KILALA??" hahaha

**KERSMcRae** · January 27th, 2010 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by xoom

watched vice ganda on tv and i was able to relate to some of his "comedy" lines. samples of his funny stories, which i supposed happened to him in real life, goes like this:

umilaw na ang gas warning sign ng kotse nya so he entered a gas station to fill up. ang tanong ng gas attendant sa kanya, "sir, magpapa-gas po kayo?"

(obvious ba, e gas station yun?) here comes his stupid answers to the stupid question: "HINDE, MAGYOYOSI LANG AKO DITO PARA LAHAT TAYO SUMABOG NA DITO" and "HINDE, MAGPAPA-CONFINE AKO DITO SA GASOLINAHAN NYO. ANO BA DEXTROSE NYO DITO, UNLEADED O E10?"

in a dressing room of a department store, he was trying to put on a shirt. he asked the sales lady, "miss, meron ba kayong medium size nito?" the stupid question goes "sir, para po ba sa inyo?" the stupid answer was, "HINDE, PARA SAYO. ALANGAN NAMAN MAGSUKAT AT BUMILI AKO NG DAMIT PARA LANG IPAMIGAY KO SAYO"

bakit nga ba may mga taong napakaengot magtanong? marami din akong na-encounter na same experiences, pag naalala ko i will post it here hehehe

napanood ko rin to last Sunday.

Regarding sa gas station, malay ba nung attendant baka "kabayo"* ang dumating... ha ha ha

[SIZE=1]*Note: "kabayo" ang identity na kinakabit sa kanya na accepted naman niya. Kahit sa showtime siya mismo nagsabi, with acting pa (sipa).[/SIZE]

**raine** · January 27th, 2010 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by KERSMcRae

napanood ko rin to last Sunday.

Regarding sa gas station, malay ba nung attendant baka "kabayo"* ang dumating... ha ha ha

[SIZE=1]*Note: "kabayo" ang identity na kinakabit sa kanya na accepted naman niya. Kahit sa showtime siya mismo nagsabi, with acting pa (sipa).[/SIZE]

tama, papansin lang ang walang magawang vice mayor na ito, tanong ko lang meron bang nagawang magandang bagay sa nasasakupan niya?