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  1. Join Date
    May 2006
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    I think we can take a little lesson from Dr. Seuss...
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    [SIZE=3] The Zax[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=3]by Dr. Seuss
    [SIZE=2] From The Sneetches and Other Stories
    Copyright 1961 by Theodor S. Geisel and Audrey S.[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=2]Geisel, [/SIZE][SIZE=2]renewed 1989. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=3]One day, making tracks
    In the prairie of Prax,
    Came a North-Going Zax
    And a South-Going Zax.

    And it happened that both of them came to a place
    Where they bumped. There they stood.
    Foot to foot. Face to face.

    "Look here, now!" the North-Going Zax said, "I say!
    You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
    I'm a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
    Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!"

    "Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
    "I always go south, making south-going tracks.
    So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
    And let me go south in my south-going groove."

    Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
    "I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
    And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
    If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"

    "And I'll prove to YOU," yelled the South-Going Zax,
    "That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
    For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
    That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
    Never budge! That's my rule. Never budge in the least!
    Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
    I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
    If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!"

    Well...
    Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew.
    In a couple of years, the new highway came through
    And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
    And left them there, standing un-budge in their tracks.


    Makes sense doesn't it? Will someoody please send this to congress?

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  2. Join Date
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    #2
    Pwede sa congress, pwede din sa mag asawa..

On stubborness and stupidity....