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  1. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    #1
    A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy
    dress Halloween
    party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
    husband to go to
    the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
    protested, but she argued
    and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
    bed and there was
    no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
    So he took his
    costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
    woke without pain
    and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
    As her husband
    didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
    would have some fun by
    watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
    not with him.
    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
    in his costume,
    cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
    every nice "chick"
    he could and copping a little feel here and a little
    kiss there. His
    wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
    herself, he left his
    new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
    She let him go as
    far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
    proposition in her
    ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
    cars and had passionate
    intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
    midnight, she
    slipped away and went home and put the costume away
    and got into bed,
    wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
    for his
    outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when
    he came in, so she
    asked
    what kind of time he had.

    "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
    time when you're
    not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
    dance. When I got
    there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
    we went into the
    spare room and played poker all evening."

    "You must have looked really silly wearing that
    costume playing poker
    all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

    To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
    costume to Dad,
    apparently he had the time of his life."

  2. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #2
    bwahahahaha!

  3. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #3
    hahaha!!!!! magigiging tatay ng apo yung lolo!

  4. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #4
    Yan ang napapala ng mga selosa, duda kasi n duda. :bwahaha:

  5. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    #5
    pero di ba dapat nanotice nya din difference? i mean, asawa nya un eh, dapat sobrang kabisado nya na style ng asawa nya di ba?
    nadala siguro ng excitement noh?hehehe

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    WAHAHAHAHA ) ayan, la kasing tiwala.. hahaha )

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    di naman sa walang tiwala coz he let his husband go there alone nga di ba. siguro u would also react like that after seeing ur "husband" flirting with another girl in the dance floor. ang ginawa nya lang na mali is that she didnt make sure that it is indeed her husband

  8. Join Date
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    #8
    Malay natin like father like son, parehong dumiskarte kaya di nya nalaman ang difference, hehehe. :D

  9. Join Date
    Jan 1970
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    #9
    pati ba un tinuturo ng tatay sa anak?hehehe

    buti na lang di sila nagtanggal ng mask noh!

  10. FrankDrebin Guest
    #10
    Lucky Lolo! :lol:

  11. Join Date
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    #11
    nyahahaha:bwahaha:

    malamang bumalik sakit ng ulo nya..

  12. Join Date
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    #12
    :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha:

  13. Join Date
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    #13
    hahahahaha.. shet.. sana kao un tatay.. haha

  14. Join Date
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    #14
    hahaha ang totoo nyan, alam na talaga ng girl na father ng husband nya yun.. pro tinuloy nya pa ren kse matagal na talga nya type yung father ng asawa nya bwahahahaha kse daw mas........

  15. Join Date
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    #15
    incest ba?. hahahaha

  16. Join Date
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    #16
    mali...... mas.......... mahaba ang pasensha..!!! bwahahaha
    pro hindi lng yon..... madami pang "mas" ang nagustuhan ni babae sa tatay ng asawa nya..... isip isip.... hehe

  17. Join Date
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    #17
    anu kaya..... hm............

    alam ko na... siguro un.....


    kabaitan nya. hahaha

  18. Join Date
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    #18
    mali ulit......... hahaha mas mataba ang....... basta........

    teka nga kuya odell ask ko lng, naka dsl po ba kyo? kse po parang ang bilis nyo mag post. pag check ko sa "pitshop cafe" puro last post ay odell... lang hiya... ang bagal bagal ng internet ko.. parang yung isang post ko katumbas ay sampung post mo.. hahahah

  19. Join Date
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    #19
    mali ulit......... hahaha mas mataba ang....... basta........

    teka nga kuya odell ask ko lng, naka dsl po ba kyo? kse po parang ang bilis nyo mag post. pag check ko sa "pitshop cafe" puro last post ay odell... lang hiya... ang bagal bagal ng internet ko.. parang yung isang post ko katumbas ay sampung post mo???.. hahahah

  20. Join Date
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    #20
    Tsk, tsk, tsk, hayop sa kwento, yan ang napapala ng merong maskara pag nakikipagtalik. he~he~he~

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