One Good Reason Why Not To Flirt!

[gretzy]

A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy
dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his
costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband
didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice "chick"
he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His
wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as
far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away
and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
for his
outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when
he came in, so she
asked
what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're
not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."

[1D4LV]

bwahahahaha!

[ssaloon]

hahaha!!!!! magigiging tatay ng apo yung lolo!

[Ungas]

Yan ang napapala ng mga selosa, duda kasi n duda. :bwahaha:

[gretzy]

pero di ba dapat nanotice nya din difference? i mean, asawa nya un eh, dapat sobrang kabisado nya na style ng asawa nya di ba?
nadala siguro ng excitement noh?hehehe

[Chip]

WAHAHAHAHA ) ayan, la kasing tiwala.. hahaha )

[gretzy]

di naman sa walang tiwala coz he let his husband go there alone nga di ba. siguro u would also react like that after seeing ur "husband" flirting with another girl in the dance floor. ang ginawa nya lang na mali is that she didnt make sure that it is indeed her husband

[Ungas]

Malay natin like father like son, parehong dumiskarte kaya di nya nalaman ang difference, hehehe. :D

[gretzy]

pati ba un tinuturo ng tatay sa anak?hehehe

buti na lang di sila nagtanggal ng mask noh!

[FrankDrebin]

Lucky Lolo! :lol: