Scrambled words - ayus!

[Bry]

Someone out there either has too much
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> DORMITORY:
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> DIRTY ROOM
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> PRESBYTERIAN:
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> BEST IN PRAYER
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> DESPERATION:
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> A ROPE ENDS IT
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> GEORGE BUSH:
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> HE BUGS GORE
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> THE MORSE CODE:
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> HERE COME DOTS
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> SLOT MACHINES:
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> CASH LOST IN ME
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> ANIMOSITY:
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> IS NO AMITY
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> MOTHER-IN-LAW:
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> WOMAN HITLER
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> SNOOZE ALARMS:
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> ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
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> A DECIMAL POINT:
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> IM A DOT IN PLACE
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> THE EARTHQUAKES:
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> THAT QUEER SHAKE
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> ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
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> TWELVE PLUS ONE
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> PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
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> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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> Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
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> too much time on their hands!

[ts1n1ta]

hahaha ayos ha. waaaayy too much time nga. hahaha :lol:

[CVT]

Here is the Anagram Hall of Fame from wordsmith.org
Attributions for anagrams (if known) are shown at the end of each anagram.

Internet Anagram Server = Isn't rearrangement rave?
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison
(from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
(Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Protectionism = Nice to imports
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Software = Swear Oft
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
(Dick Cavett)
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
(the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
(MIT)
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
(Andrew Glines)
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
(E. Tyron)
Debit card = Bad Credit
(Mike Morton)
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.

Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.
(Cory Calhoun)

Quote by Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. =
Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
(Larry Brash)

From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
(Cory Calhoun)

[wren]

> MOTHER-IN-LAW:
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> WOMAN HITLER

> PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
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> When you rearrange the letters
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> (With no letters left over and using each letter
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> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

ahahaha! two of my favorites.