The Salary Braggart

**jhnkvn** · January 23rd, 2014 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by niky

Rich kid, huh? You're not worth my time! (clicks ignore button)...

Now, let's talk about my BMW...

Ohhh.... akala ko ba Lexus pinapagusapan? :naughty2:

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I never found income to be a good indicator of wealth as it is elusive by nature. That's why private banks won't really care about your income but more of your net worth.

Actually ayan (salary braggarts) mga worst-enemies ng mom ko. Since she was never formally employed in a company -- yun tipong pure housewife siya, she has a habit of under spending a lot on the basis that the money isn't hers.

But pagabot niyan sa Department Store, all she'll need is her BDO points. Pati ako humihingi at times since she accumulates them more than she CAN spend (knowing her Scrooginess). Store clerks always get surprised pagnakita Rewards card swipe niya since she roams around using her butas-butas shirts and Secosana bag.. lagi nalang ako aliw na aliw when they see the remaining amount since one time the manager even asked for reconfirmation sa sobrang malayong discrepancy ng attire and status.

I once joked whether we can buy condos using the points. Shame na bawal

**_Cathy_** · January 23rd, 2014 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by lowslowbenz

Trust me, they know .... in words.

Huh? I didn't get that. Basta they know it is low enough that I cannot afford to pay for my own gas.

BTT Ang mayabang dapat consistent. Dapat galante. Hindi pwede yung mayabang tapos kuripot. That will make the person look even more stupid.

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**jick.cejoco** · January 23rd, 2014 06:46 PM

Allow him to bleed his much bragged about paycheck until he realizes it hurts and that paycheck is NEVER ENOUGH

**jodski** · January 23rd, 2014 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by lowslowbenz

In line with buying cars. A guy from a different department here in the office just recently took delivery of a new Mirage. Pina-deliver pa dito sa HARAP ng Citibank Tower. If just to show off to his colleagues that he's signing the dotted line.

Story was, he was still busy in examining his new car when the guard told him to transfer to the side. Dadating kasi ang 3 car convoy ni Greggy Araneta (2 Innova's, and a Gemballa Cayenne)

Tiklop si boy mirage ....

Malapit lang din office ko sa area mo boss... sayang! sana nakita ko hahaha

**brainmafia_310** · January 23rd, 2014 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by lowslowbenz

Magtayo tayo union!

P - Pambansang
U - Union ng mga
K - Kinakapos na
E - Empleyado

Sayang abolished na ang PDAF .........

patikim boss, esti pamember din sir. para pwede na tayong tawaging MGA P.U.K.E. - office natin aquarium.

basta, six digits sweldo ko

naka LED tail light ko, tinanggal ko ung cover para mas astiiigggg, may boombox sounds ako at naka HID headlight ako with LED park lights, open pipes para macho ang tunog.

and i am the fastest 120CC out there, buwahwahawhawhawhahw

**lowslowbenz** · January 23rd, 2014 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by brainmafia_310

naka LED tail light ko,

Kagabi ng pauwi ako I was following a Vios na yung tail light nya LED. Silver car, tailights looked like a BMW's. Ikaw ba yun?

Taga Imus poblacion ka ba?

Tailights looked like this:

**niky** · January 23rd, 2014 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by vinj

Hmmmm.... sounds familiar. :D Bought any new cars lately with your stupendous salary from test driving cars?

Alam mo naman ang buhay ng hampas-lupa...

I bought an Isetta. Very rare. Have not seen one here before that one, actually.

Of course, it was a 1:72 Cararama die-cast...

**cast_no_shadow** · January 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you

Huh? I didn't get that. Basta they know it is low enough that I cannot afford to pay for my own gas.

BTT Ang mayabang dapat consistent. Dapat galante. Hindi pwede yung mayabang tapos kuripot. That will make the person look even more stupid.

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Wow may gas allowance ka pa from your folks? Parang student lang hehe

With regards to your comment dami sa office namin na mga "metro***uals" todo japorms at updated sa gadgets. Mga super feeling rich ang mga animal.

Minsan nagkatampuhan sila dahil yung isa ayaw payagan maki-ride sa CC sa kapwa niya metro***ual. Lahat pala sila maxed out ang cards haha.

Minsan nagkayayaan ng inuman, nung nag bill out na kami langya palaliman ata sila ng bulsa, mga nagsibunot na walang mabunot.

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**CVT** · January 23rd, 2014 10:56 PM

Sa FB, sangkaterba ang mga iyan....

**_Cathy_** · January 23rd, 2014 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by cast_no_shadow

Wow may gas allowance ka pa from your folks? Parang student lang hehe

With regards to your comment dami sa office namin na mga "metro***uals" todo japorms at updated sa gadgets. Mga super feeling rich ang mga animal.

Minsan nagkatampuhan sila dahil yung isa ayaw payagan maki-ride sa CC sa kapwa niya metro***ual. Lahat pala sila maxed out ang cards haha.

Minsan nagkayayaan ng inuman, nung nag bill out na kami langya palaliman ata sila ng bulsa, mga nagsibunot na walang mabunot.

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I started paying for my gas late last year. It really made a huge dent on my budget since I don't earn too much naman

I also had a similar experience when a gay colleague asked if he could borrow 60k ata from me. He said he will use it to buy his brother a laptop. We were both new hires and I have known this person for less than 1 month! I told him I don't have that much money then he asked if he could use my credit card daw! WOW! I told him my CC is autodebit to my Mom's account and I will be questioned about the transaction. Buti umawat na dun!

Apparently this guy/gay was dismissed from his previous job because he covered up some audit findings for a cute guy. HAHAHA!