psssssst... alam nyo na ba....

[bardigones]

Did You Know..




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.





(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.





(Now that's more like it!)





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.





(O.M.G.!)





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.





(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)





A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)





(I'm still not over the pig.)





Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.





(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)







The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates *** by ripping the male's head off.





("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")





The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.





(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)





The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.





(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.





(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)





Butterflies taste with their feet.





(Something I always wanted to know.)







The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.





(Hmmmmmm........)





Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.





(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)





Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.





(OK, so that would be a good thing...................)





A cat's urine glows under a black light.





(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.





(I know some people like that.)





Starfish have no brains.





(I know some people like that too.)





Polar bears are left-handed.





(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)





Humans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure.





(What about that pig??)





Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone

[yebo]

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure."


not true! chimpanzees and some monkey specie in somewhere i forgot the name of the f#*%&*! place do it for fun too. saw it in national geographic.

[ssaloon]

ayouz

[boybi]

kelangan na talagang magpakasarap ng pig kasi kakatayin na :bwahaha:

teka, mas matigas kaya ang pork kapag kinatay ang baboy within 30 mins of their orgasm?

[RedHorse]

bardigones,

yong mga barako sa farm, eh hindi na kasing swerte na kagaya ng iniisip nyo. he he


dahil, palad na lang po ng lalaking caretaker ang matitikman nya habang nakasampa sya (barako) sa isang bench na may lumang tire nya ha ha ha


eto ang pakunswelo, pag maganda service ng barako, pwede syang buhayin ng 5 years or longer..

pag fattening, hanggang 5 months lang, goodbye world na

[van_wilder]

kaya dapat pag-sinabihan ka ng baboy... matuwa ka, mamaya maglast ng 30min orgasm mo eh...

[Ungas]

Ambabooooy! :bwahaha:

(joke lang ha! ang pikon panget!)

[dazedchiq]

hahaha... natawa ako dun sa pig! lol..

[yebo]

kwento sa akin ng erpats ko meron daw siya friend nuong binata pa siya na ang trabaho nung araw e mag-alaga ng barakong baboy. tapos since "call baboy" nga ang barako nya e hila-hila daw nya ito lagi at umiikot sa buong bayan at sumisigaw ng....

"pakan*** kayo dyan, pakan*** kayo dyan! pakan***!!!"

at tapos pag meron daw magandang chicks dun sa bahay na dadaanan nya e titigil daw dun ng matagal at sisigaw ng...

"pakan*** kayo dyan...!!!"

[Ungas]

Di ba mambubulog tawag dun? :bwahaha: