POS Car

**FLiPMaRC** · September 5th, 2003 03:28 AM

:lol: Anyone has a old car that you still use. I've been driving around my GF's POS '92 Mitsu Galant. The other day it took me 30 minutes to get it started. This morning, I was late 5 minutes for work because it wouldn't start. During lunch, I went out to the parking lot and it took me 20 minutes to get it started. Adam Sandler's song "POS car" comes to my mind :lol:

It's around 147,000 miles ... I don't know why she even bought it ($600) .... but if I don't use it, it will just sit around and get more messed up. Plus I just spent $800 and two months tuning it up. I haven't used my car for about two weeks now. I figured I get some thing out of all the money and work I put into the car. But it's still a pain in the a$$ :freak:

**FLiPMaRC** · September 5th, 2003 03:29 AM

:freak: Ode To My Car

Here we go

Piece of **** car
I got a piece of **** car
That ****in' pile of ****
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of ****
'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot
And my seatbelt's ****ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ****)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ****)

(Piece of **** car)
Piece of **** car
(He's got a piece of **** car)
It sucks royal dick
(That ****in' pile of ****)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh **** you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no ****in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You ****in' piece of ****)

(Piece of **** car)
I got piece of **** car
(He got a piece of **** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That ****in' pile of ****)
That pile of metal ****
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh **** me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ****in' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ****ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car

(You got a piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
(Piece of **** car)
Bald ****in' tires
(You got a piece of **** car)
No rearview ****ing mirror
(Piece of **** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of **** car)
****ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of **** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of **** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of **** car...)

**Karding** · September 5th, 2003 04:26 AM

hahahahaha, that song sounds like a Hyundai theme song. futah, by the time it started, lunch break is over, bwahahah :dude:

**SiAKOL** · September 5th, 2003 04:33 AM

May problema yan sa electrical or fuel. Kung punong-puno ka na, eto "lighter" apuyan mo na.

:D

**Karding** · September 5th, 2003 04:35 AM

Originally posted by SiAKOL
May problema yan sa electrical or fuel. Kung punong-puno ka na, eto "lighter" apuyan mo na. :D

hahahaha, wag mong apuyan, pa recycle mo na lang :angel3: :angel2:

**FLiPMaRC** · September 5th, 2003 05:34 AM

bbwwahahahaaaa ... It make me appreciate my Eclipse more when the weekend comes around :D :lol:

**wrxsti** · March 11th, 2005 06:08 PM

donate the car and use it as a tax deductible.

**theveed** · March 11th, 2005 06:35 PM

chop chopin mo hehe, guys here will buy the USDM bumpers lights etc :P

**niky** · March 11th, 2005 06:38 PM

hehe... have a ten year old Mazda at 167000km (over 100,000miles), been abused, overheated twice, overhauled twice, replaced the steering rack, but otherwise, it's okay... still goes over 180kph, still has the original clutch and suspension...