OO nga naman..

[baiskee]

got it from email...kakaaliw talaga minsan mga katangahan.:D

EVER WONDER...
> > >
> > >...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> > >
> > >...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > >
> > >...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> > >
> > >...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
> > >
> > >...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
> > >
> > >...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
> > >
> > >...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
> > liquid is made with real lemons?
> > >
> > >...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
> > >
> > > ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
> > >
> > >...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
> > >
> > >...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
> > >
> > >...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> > >
> > >...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
> > indestructible black box ?
> > >
> > >...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
> > >
> > >...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
> > >
> > >...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
> > >
> > >...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
> > >
> > >In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> > >
> > >On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
> > time I have to work on my hair).
> > >
> > >On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> > Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
> > >
> > >On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
> > would be how???....)
> > >
> > >On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's
> >"just" a suggestion).
> > >
> > >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> > down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> > >
> > >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating."
> > (...and you thought????...)
> > >
> > >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
> > wouldn't this save me more time?)
> > >
> > >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
> > machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
> > rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> > >
> > >On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
> > this because???....)
> > >
> > >On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
> > >
> > >On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
> > somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> > >
> > >On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
> > flash)
> > >
> > >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
> > nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> > >
> > >On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
> > you to fly."
> > >
> > >I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
> > > this one:
> > >
> > >On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> > genitals."
> > > (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
> > >
> > >
> > >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> > stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
> >a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile
every once in a while.

[OTEP]

Lalo lang akong makakalbo kakaisip ng mga bagay bagay na iyan. hehehe.

[kimpOy]

bakit ang mga kamekaze pilots naka helmets pa?

[FrankDrebin]

Kailangan pa bang mag-imbento ng CD rewinder?

[Chip]

nice one kimpoy hahaha )

bakit ba buffallo wings ang tawag sa chicken wings? e di naman nakakalipad ang buffalo a

[hens]

Originally posted by kimpOy
bakit ang mga kamekaze pilots naka helmets pa?

:D :D :D

[FrankDrebin]

Eto medyo luma na...

Kapag ang tao ay namatay ay inuuod...ang uod ba kapag namatay inuuod din? or tinatao?

[theveed]

why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Weight

bakit ba buffallo wings ang tawag sa chicken wings?

Galing sa Buffalo, NY ang dish

Natawa ako sobra dun sa On Tesco's Tiramisu

[baiskee]

Originally posted by kimpOy
bakit ang mga kamekaze pilots naka helmets pa?

hahaha..dapat kasama to..galing talaga ni ser kimps...

baka ayaw nilang mamatay na may bukol sa ulo..:bwahaha:

[kimpOy]

mabalik nga tayo sa black box na yan.

eh bakit tinawag na black box eh bilog yan at kulay orange.

[boybi]

Originally posted by kimpOy
mabalik nga tayo sa black box na yan.

eh bakit tinawag na black box eh bilog yan at kulay orange.

para hindi mahanap ng mga investigator ang black box, kinulayan nila ng orange, para kahit kasalana ng airline, hindi natin malalaman.

[jeff]

LOLZ!:bwahaha:

[Mardim]

If you remove a fly's wings what will the fly be called? A walk?(or crawl?)

Bakit pag shipment eh land transpo and ginagamit at pag cargo ay pangbarko?

Just a thought........

[bogart]

[baiskee]

eto medyo iba naman....

pagpili ng oto...

gusto mo may AIRBAG, pero ayaw mo naman magamit...:D

[Vegeta]

question ko lang sa other racers (yung mga ibang wannabes) na gumagastos para magmukhang "intimidating" ang kotse nila sa labas, pero payatot ang engine nila instead of buying real performance cars. For example, someone who bought a honda civic (na basic and engine instead na V-tech), lagyan ng mga borloloy to make it look like an Indy car, then go beside other cars sa stop lights....then peel out as hard as they can like nasa drag race sila or some ****.

bakit nilalagyan ng malalaking spoilers (na parang wings na) ang ibang kotse kung hindi naman ito effective until 140-150 miles per hour (x 1.6 to convert to kph) na ang speed? I don't think kaya rin ng mga kotseng yon na umabot ng ganong speed.

bakit ang talagang muscle cars, simple lang tingnan from the outside? pero there is a beast that snarls under the hood.

bakit maraming asians na street racers, pero walang asians na nasa Indy 500?

wala lang, I'm just sick and tired of some short and skinny guys na nasa loob ng mga civics na mukhang eroplano na halos ang kotse, revving their puny engines (na parang swarm of bees naman ang sound) sa mga stop lights. hindi na ba enough yung nadinig nila yung snarl ng exhaust ng truck ko (a much deeper and muscular snarl) pati yung napakalaking trailer na hatak hatak ko lagi papunta sa farmhouse namin to let them know what I'm packing inside my hood? a warning na hindi sila mananalo kung hindi ko hatak ang trailer ko?

sa totoo lang, the less the borloloy sa kotse to make it look like an indy car, the more intimidating dahil malay natin, kaya pala ganon dahil he spent a lot of money under the hood.

ya, if you wanna modify your car for looks, good for you. pero if you'll gonna race....well, you better spend some money on your engine first. get a real performance car, that's even better.

[Chip]

pareng vegeta..isa lang tawag sa mga ganyan

RICE!!!

pang sobrang malala yung pagka rice..
YANG CHOW FRIED RICE

hahaha

[yebo]

vegeta,

di mo sila pwede sisihin, pinanganak silang mayabang. masaya sila pag nayayabangan tayo sa kanila. pero sila din pag nakakatagpo ng mas mayabang pa sa kanila ay nararamdaman din ang iyong simpatya. naiinis at sinasabing "yabang naman ng may-ari ng kotseng yun!" after all, pareho lang kayong may kotse hehehe!

sabi nga nila ay parang hagdanan yan. pag naka-tingin ka sa baba puro naka-smile na faces ang makikita mo. pag nakatingin ka naman sa taas puro asshole makikita mo.

vrrrroooOOOoomm!!! eeeekkkKKK! oooops!

[badkuk]

me nakita ako dati na gen1 honda city...sabay me "type R" sa sticker B).

wag mo na masyado pansinin ung mga ganun, mr Vegeta...i'm sure you have better things to do with your time.

remember, empty buckets make the loudest noise ;).

[phillipogi]

naku nangyari na sakin yan, one night sa Macapagal ave. near petron, tinabihan ako ng Honda Civic ESi, all stock siguro makina except for the borloloy wings, body kit, loud muffler and "sponsor" stickers. Yung driver mas matanda sa akin (mga mid 20s na siguro), tapos open windows pa with loud music. Eh nagkataon mellow yung music ko at naka open windows din ako, tingin ng tingin sakin, kala mo nababakla. Tapak ng tapak sa selenyador, showing off how ingay his muffler is..... nung nag green yung light, pinauna ko konti, while we has accelerating full time......gulat sya eh bigla ko hinataw car ko (stock outside, chewy inside) sabay iwan sa kanya before the bridge, di ko na pinahabol hanggang sa may WTC pasay.... yabang kasi eh, at least nawala yabang nya nung gabing yon... dami ganyan dito sa manila mga taxi pa nga yung iba eh...