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    July 11th, 2013 05:01 PM #1
    1st. nung nagdiet ako uminom ako ng xenical nung umepekto na UST (Utot sabay ***) talaga eh nasa opis ako nun wala ako nagawa kundi umuwi ng walang brief.
    2nd nung despedida ng tropa ko ang pina pullutan samin inihaw na guindara eh ang sarap kaso ang epekto kinabukasan sa tuwing pagutot ko me gumuguhit sa me hita ko.. buti na lang nasa bahay lang ako..
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    July 11th, 2013 08:00 PM #2
    Quote Originally Posted by CVT View Post


    Hindi lang mga tickets sa bus,- pati mga resibo ng ATM,- puwede ring pakinabangan....

    20.0K:lollipop:
    madulas ang resibo ng atm. unlike pag ticket sa bus, isang pahid lang, sama na lahat.
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    July 11th, 2013 06:34 AM #3
    Quote Originally Posted by stickers View Post
    Lagi mo daw itago sa wallet ang mga ticket sa bus. Magagamit mo yan promise.

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    illustrate mo para malaman ng marami.
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    July 11th, 2013 06:36 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you View Post
    Paano nililinis yun? Kailangan pa detail na talaga?

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    di pa ata laganap mga auto detailing noong panahon ng small body.
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    July 11th, 2013 06:45 AM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by mina_nuka View Post
    Guy shits himself (diarrhea) in crowded swimming pool - YouTube
    naalala niyo yung palabas na "caddyshack" ni bill
    murray etc.
    may nalaglag na babe ruth chocolate bar sa pool, put*ngna! layasan mga tao nhng nakitang lumulutang! buwahaha!
    pinalinis nung mayari kay bill murray, nakita ni bill chocolate tapos kinain niya. hinimatay yung matandang babaeng may ari.
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    July 11th, 2013 09:27 AM #6
    May isang Korean school dito sa amin, may swimming pool. Habang nags-swimming mga Korean students, bigla daw may nagkulay-brown sa isang side ng pool. Natae pala isang student, akala siguro utot lang.

    Napabayad tuloy ng 70k or 90k yung student para palinis yung buong pool.
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    July 11th, 2013 10:58 AM #7
    naalala niyo pa yung palabas ni bill murray na CADDYSHACK/THE GOPHER?
    may nakalaglag ng BABE RUTH sa pool, put*ngna! naglayasan mga taong lumalangoy!
    nilinis ni bill murray yung pool, tanggal tubig. nakita niya yung babe ruth na, mukhang t*e kinain niya.
    hinimatay yung nanonood na may-ari ng pool.

    natatawa ako habang palutang-lutang yung babe ruth ang theme yung sa JAWS.
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    July 11th, 2013 08:05 PM #8
    Natry ko na yung graph notebook nung college. Madulas din
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    July 11th, 2013 10:54 PM #9
    I have to make tsamba in a little while at rambulan na naman sa pagsundo sa T1 mamaya..... Hay naku!
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    July 12th, 2013 09:23 AM #10
    stickers, elaborate mo yung ticket ng bus.
    akala nung ba rito ipapahid lang yung tiket sa puw3t. may sistema yan para magamit niyo yung sin liit ng tiket ng bus.
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    July 13th, 2013 10:01 AM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by holdencaulfield View Post
    stickers, elaborate mo yung ticket ng bus.
    akala nung ba rito ipapahid lang yung tiket sa puw3t. may sistema yan para magamit niyo yung sin liit ng tiket ng bus.
    Yan ba yun bubutasan mo tapos shoot mo yun middle finger sabay yun ang pagkayod then pagka alis mo ng middle finger sa ticket direction punas tapos yun maliit na papel na pinunit mo para sa butas pang linis naman ng kuko Baka meron sumsbit...


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    July 13th, 2013 10:12 AM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    Yan ba yun bubutasan mo tapos shoot mo yun middle finger sabay yun ang pagkayod then pagka alis mo ng middle finger sa ticket direction punas tapos yun maliit na papel na pinunit mo para sa butas pang linis naman ng kuko Baka meron sumsbit...


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    Sir, mahirap yata yan. Devirginize ka dyan. Haha! Iba na yan pag naenjoy mo. Haha:D

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    July 13th, 2013 11:20 AM #13
    kailangan may dalang imodium palagi.
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    July 13th, 2013 06:26 PM #14
    Kaya ako pag magtatravel by plane sinisiguro ko me dala ako loperamide just in case kumulo ang hirap jumebs sa eroplano nakakahiya sa susunod na gagamot sigurado aamoy..
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    July 12th, 2013 02:32 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by erj22 View Post
    sabi daw mag isip ng "love scene" para madivert yung feelings :P

    tatayo naman et*ts mo.......:hysterical:
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    July 13th, 2013 12:33 AM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    tatayo naman et*ts mo.......:hysterical:
    buwahahahaha!

    pero ayos ng etits yung tumayo kesa t*e.
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    July 13th, 2013 01:44 AM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by holdencaulfield View Post
    buwahahahaha!

    pero ayos ng etits yung tumayo kesa t*e.
    sir minor revision lang po, kesa umangat ka sa kinauupuan mo dahil lumalabas na yung ta3 na parang jack sa wetpak mo.
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    July 13th, 2013 11:04 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    Yan ba yun bubutasan mo tapos shoot mo yun middle finger sabay yun ang pagkayod then pagka alis mo ng middle finger sa ticket direction punas tapos yun maliit na papel na pinunit mo para sa butas pang linis naman ng kuko Baka meron sumsbit...


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    tumpak! pero mas maganda pag may illustration.
    erpats ko nung di pa residente ng tate, kada punta niya diyan, ingat na ingat kumakain dahil laging nagtatae. may ocd pa naman erpats ko. 1 oras maghugas ng kamay. puwera pa yung kung anu-ano. yung mga puti asar na asar sa kaniya.
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    July 14th, 2013 02:02 AM #19
    maganda t*e ka sa foil tapos ilagay mo sa ref ng office niyo. at lagyan mo ng for_________.
    embotido!

    *kain ka ng carrots at bell pepper para may design.
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    July 14th, 2013 09:23 AM #20
    ^

    ano ba yan kumakain ako ngayon ng agahan. nasusuka tuloy ako.
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