Murphy's Cars Laws

[GlennSter]

panalo ito...herhehrehrehr

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cars.html

some laws:

Being dead right doesn't make you any less dead.
The largest vehicle always has the right of way.
You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.
Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.
You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.
The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.
No matter how well kept the car, an oil leak will develop.
When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.
Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.
All the laws above were sent by Natalie.
Thank you!
There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.
Sent by Hein Traag
If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.
Sent by Butch
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.
Sent by Frepp
The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.
Corollary:
Within one minute after you exit the carwash, a huge insect will splotch on your windscreen.
Sent by Zain
When you waive the extra insurance, your rental car will be vandalized.
After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.

[5Speed]

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods..

THIS IS TRUE...

There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.

hehehe AGREE AKO DYAN....

[Ungas]

The largest vehicle always has the right of way.

I must say this is indeed true, trucks will have their own way of saying "This is my lane, either you move or I'll hit you!".

[GlennSter]

naaliw ako sa hot rod...herhehrehr

[kiper]

badtrip ung ulan after carwash..sinasabon palang ang kotse umaambon na..kaya parang laging galing sa bundok sasakyan ko eh..grrrr.

[111prez]

ito ang gusto ko: When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

madalas mangyari yan sa akin.

minsan, mas nakakainis kasi may problema ang awto, tapos pag dating sa mekaniko, biglang mawawala

mwahahahaha:D

[empy]

they forgot one law that always happens to me:

the slowest lane is always the one you're in

:swear:

[GlennSter]

Originally posted by M54 Powered
they forgot one law that always happens to me:

the slowest lane is always the one you're in

:swear:

ahrharhahrarharh

you can actually send it there and they will put the sender's name!!go go go