Mga Sablay na Hirit

[Altis6453]

From our former CMT cadet officer:

"Form a circle and make it straight!"
"(pointing) You, you and you...the both of you three, dismissed!"

From our club GM
"We'll allow that irregardless of the situation."

[nicolodeon]

From our ex-Admin VP, a staunch anti-smoking advocate (angrily addressing the participants during a training);

"Participants, I told you this is a 'sno-moking' event!"

[prinsipe]

napanood ko lang kagabi sa eat bulaga...

question no. 5 - anong "D" and pangalan ng aso ni Richie Rich?

contestant - doby doo? :D

[silver_corolla]

"The feeling is actual."
"For all intense and purposes."
"I ran into some errands."
"Hi. I'm , what's yours?"
"What is the world is coming to?"
"What is the next that is?"
"Get the most of both worlds."
"Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
"Whatever you say so."
"Base-to-base casis."
"My answers have been prayered."
"Please me alone!"
'It's as brand as new."
"So... what's a beautiful girl like you?...."
"I can't take it anymore of this!"
"Are you sure ka na ba?"
"Can't you just cut me some slacks?"

[baiskee]

from PNP officer...

sumuko ka na! (hostage taker) napapaligiran na kita! - napakalapad naman ng taong to.

[prinsipe]

from our ROTC Commandant - deep breathly :D

[ts1n1ta]

sablay na hirit... "what's the matter for you?!?"

and there's this guy who once told me.."Alam mo ____, kahit sablay ka sa guys okay ka naman eh." --okaayy sablay pala ako sa guys.... amf. Lolz sablay den hirit nya minus 10000000 pogi points :lol:

[yomar]

"pare san pumunta si ts1n1ta? where is she gone?"

[Karding]

sablay na hirit:

"comman man..." (spelled c'mon)

sablay na hirit sa work ko (McDonalds daw) ng executive assistant:
"Thank you for your corporation" (cooperation pala, hahaha)

[scarab]

from bubble gang

...make sure you do this first time in the morning.