[Merged] Just for Laughs

**ssaloon** · April 9th, 2004 01:12 PM

you can refer to this thread too:
Just for Laughs

**x2pher** · June 15th, 2004 08:56 PM

Nuns On The Run

Nuns On The Run.........

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his trousers

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his trousers down...

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's..)

**vixen** · December 24th, 2004 09:11 PM

I just need to share this with you. I got it from a blogsite I usually view. This is freakingly funny. here it goes:

A MARTIAL LAW BABY (ALMOST) THROWS A FIT
I overheard two high school kids at a t-shirt store at 2 pm on a school day, discussing "rebel merchandise" with this guy's face <<< plastered on them.

BOI: Pare, gusto ko nito. Para astig.
BOI2: (Inspects the t-shirt) E sino ba 'to?
BOI: Si Paquito Diaz.

Part of me wanted to grab them by their collars, stuff the Che Guevarra t-shirts down their throats and show them what a real contra-bida looked like. I wanted to pound on them until they realized what they missed while they were hanging out at the mall when they should have been in class. I wanted to tell them what Che Guevarra represented to Filipino student activists of the early 70's who were wooed by the man's guerilla idealism at a time in our country when teenagers were being thrown in jail and tortured for saying the president didn't run the country right.

Instead, I just read their school's name off their uniforms and made a mental note where I will NEVER send my children to get an education.

:bwahaha:

**yebo** · December 24th, 2004 09:45 PM

ehehehehe! ginawang paquito diaz si che!

but the guy can't blame the school since che guevarra's story is never told in our schools din naman e. his life is something one researches on one's own time. if the life of revolutionaries don't impress you i do not think you will even know who che guevarra is even if his name is splattered all over a t-shirt.

and even if they did teach south american history in our schools, they will not get it right. sarili nga nating history hindi maituro ng wasto e yun pa kayang sa south america! text books ng DepEd puro palpak!

**van_wilder** · December 24th, 2004 11:22 PM

buti hindi pinagkamalan na si bob marley... hehehehe

**flakez** · December 25th, 2004 12:46 AM

karamihan niyan akala vocalist ng RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. hehehe
sila halos nagpakilala sa mga kabataan ngayon dahil may picture sila ni che sa mga videos nila. kaya tuloy akala vocalist nila. wakekekeke.

**vixen** · December 27th, 2004 06:19 PM

I agree yebo. fyi, babae po nagsulat nyan if you want you to read more and wants to laugh more you can check her site at: http://monaveluz.com/

Anywayz, I just knew about Che Guevarra when I was in first year college. but the thing is, yung dialogue nung 2 boys, it's like you're watching a comedy show. it made me laugh out loud, really.

tehehehe, sorry, sobrang shallow ko...

**mazdamazda** · December 28th, 2004 08:54 AM

hehehe... pacquito diaz!!! :D

thru RATM ko nalaman ang story ni che pala...

**stinkaboy** · December 28th, 2004 12:47 PM

may movie ata about CHE guevarra ;), yung escapade nya with a friend in america...forgot the title..

**mikaztro** · December 28th, 2004 01:17 PM

Che Guevarra is an icon in the revolutionary countries like Cuba. He also served as an inspiration to revolutionary groups and anti-government activists. Perhaps, children nowadays should also know the true facts(good & bad effects) about Che and his specified pursuit he extrudes.