[Merged] Just for Laughs

[ian_rex]

A japanese businessman arrived at Manila for a business conference. So upon checking out at NAIA, he flagged down a cab, a Kia Pride, and hopped-in. The cabbie asked: "Where to, sir?"the businessman replied; "To Manila Hotel". So they sped away toward the general direction of Roxas Boulevard. The Japanese was running a little late and was irritated. When a Toyota Corolla pass them by. He said to the cabbie: "See that car? It is made in Japan, that's why it run's very fast." The cabbie just nodded and shrugged at the insult. Ten minutes later, another car, this time a Mitsubishi Lancer overtook them. He said to the cabbie: "See that car? It is made in Japan, that's why it run's very fast." The cabbie just nodded and shrugged at the insult and said nothing. Five minutes after, they arrive at the hotel's lobby. So the Japanese asked how much is the fare. The cabbie simply replied: $100 dollars sir. Astounded, the Japanese cannot help but ask: Why so expensive? The cabbie answered: "See this taxi meter sir?" The businessman said: "Yes", sir look closely, it says here "Made in Japan", that why it runs very fast...

[hens]

Funny random chat convo's!

Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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WiLd***yPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
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BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta
BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
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kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
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JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
JonJonB> Let's see the results...
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tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros> Ok.
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Ouroboros> Whoops
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*Chin^> My sister caught me masturbating the other week and calls me a pervert
*Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
*Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
*Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

[ssaloon]

you can refer to this thread too:
Just for Laughs