SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS IN THE USA

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to
apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time
he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him
for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his
pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told
the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left
his wallet at home.

"Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have
qualified for disability, too."