KATUWAAN LANG BATO BATO SA LANGIT

MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

PASIKATAN NG GRADWEYTS
> >UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP.
> >Presidents Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
> >
> >
> >ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became
national
> >heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna,
> >Avelio, Javier and many others.
> >
> >UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and
lead
> >countries while Atenean end up getting shot!
> >LA SALLE: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
> >UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
> >LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano,
> >Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario . .

> >SUICIDAL SANDWICH
> >There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student
> >(so you know this story is fictional). Anyway, everyday, they met for
> >lunch and ate their sandwiches.
> >UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman ang baon ko,
> >magpapatiwakal na ako.
> >Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I am sick of this already.
> >If I get another roast beef sandwich again tomorrow, I am gonna shoot
> >myself.
> > La Salle: Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I
> >am so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon tomorrow is ham
> >sandwich again, I am gonna drive my CRV over the cliff.