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View Poll Results: Malamig ba ang Valentine's mo this year?

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  • Yes, I have no date this V-Day...

    11 57.89%

  • No, I have a date...

    8 42.11%
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    February 18th, 2022 03:51 PM #1
    No need to ****ing analyze, ang daming babae sa Pilipinas.

    Kahit isipin huwag mo na isipin. Move on and go to the next one and so on.


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    February 18th, 2022 08:33 PM #2
    May guy kilala ako, former mocha member ka chat nya parang alua yata, nakalibre video***…tinutokso ko baka lalabas mukha nya kasi sila daw two hubad… hahaha!!!stop niya kasi demanding ang girl, gusto chat parati para kumita lagi hahaha


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    February 18th, 2022 09:42 PM #3
    hindi ko magets yan videosecs kasi parang p0rno Lang din tapos magbabayad pa usap Lang!!!! Kahit 50pesos hindi ako gagastos.

    Ito pandemic nga mga meet ko tatLo nakarating ako ng bahay. Pag moteL namam hati pa sa bayad. Hindi Lang intercourse may deepthroat yun. Disappointed ako pag hindi magaLing chumupa. Pero i donot reciprocate kasi may aLLergy ako.

    Im stiLL oLd schooL, ayaw ko ng videosecs, ayaw ko ng spakoL. If magsecs dapat may intercourse at ibj ako.
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    February 18th, 2022 11:34 PM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by kagalingan View Post
    hindi ko magets yan videosecs kasi parang p0rno Lang din tapos magbabayad pa usap Lang!!!! Kahit 50pesos hindi ako gagastos.
    some really lonely folks will gladly pay for someone to just listen to them.
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    February 19th, 2022 12:19 AM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    some really lonely folks will gladly pay for someone to just listen to them.

    doc may aLam ko late 50s or senior reguLarLy nagbibigay sa mid 30s na singLemom. PadaLa western union at baLikbayan box.

    Pinoy yan sa america hindi makakuha doon. LoneLy in USA.
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    February 19th, 2022 12:38 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by kagalingan View Post
    doc may aLam ko late 50s or senior reguLarLy nagbibigay sa mid 30s na singLemom. PadaLa western union at baLikbayan box.

    Pinoy yan sa america hindi makakuha doon. LoneLy in USA.
    kags,
    hindi mo ba alam?
    magkapatid sila.
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    February 19th, 2022 09:12 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    some really lonely folks will gladly pay for someone to just listen to them.
    yep

    there are many lonely middle aged, older men out there

    kung gusto nila may ka-chat na younger women the only way they'll get replies is if the women expect something in return
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    February 19th, 2022 09:21 AM #8
    kaya dami nagsusumbong kay tulfo niloko daw sila ng ka-chat na babae
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    February 18th, 2022 11:49 PM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by kagalingan View Post
    hindi ko magets yan videosecs kasi parang p0rno Lang din tapos magbabayad pa usap Lang!!!! Kahit 50pesos hindi ako gagastos.

    Ito pandemic nga mga meet ko tatLo nakarating ako ng bahay. Pag moteL namam hati pa sa bayad. Hindi Lang intercourse may deepthroat yun. Disappointed ako pag hindi magaLing chumupa. Pero i donot reciprocate kasi may aLLergy ako.

    Im stiLL oLd schooL, ayaw ko ng videosecs, ayaw ko ng spakoL. If magsecs dapat may intercourse at ibj ako.
    Kags, kawawa girl if 3days di ka naliligo tapos nag secs at intercourse kayo…


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    February 19th, 2022 09:08 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by kagalingan View Post
    hindi ko magets yan videosecs kasi parang p0rno Lang din tapos magbabayad pa usap Lang!!!! Kahit 50pesos hindi ako gagastos.
    ung iba kasi gusto may interaction

    pag nood p0rn nood lang (and masturbate) wala interaction
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    February 8th, 2023 01:36 PM #11
    O nga naman...img_20230208_123509.jpg

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    February 8th, 2023 02:12 PM #12
    if he doesn't get something for his wife on V day he's gonna end up a free agent
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    February 8th, 2023 04:18 PM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Mask Rider Blac View Post
    ...img_20230208_123509.jpg

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    ... after some time,
    even wagyun steaks and sir-loin steiks will taste bleh...
    heh heh heh.
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    February 8th, 2023 04:27 PM #14
    if he thinks he's the perfect gift for his wife wait til his wife bumps into TOTGA
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    February 8th, 2023 05:12 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    if he thinks he's the perfect gift for his wife wait til his wife bumps into TOTGA
    Maybe he thinks of himself as TOTL [emoji38]

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    February 8th, 2023 05:18 PM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Mask Rider Blac View Post
    Maybe he thinks of himself as TOTL [emoji38]

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    TOTL vios hehe

    pero ung ex na TOTGA camry

    then one day they bump into each other...
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    February 8th, 2023 05:14 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    ... after some time,
    even wagyun steaks and sir-loin steiks will taste bleh...
    heh heh heh.
    Correct doc..

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    February 14th, 2023 10:25 AM #18
    Mga patalastas muna!

    [emoji3590][emoji171][emoji3448][emoji1665][emoji169]🤍[emoji172]🤎[emoji170]
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    Mga hugot tuwing balentayns dey...

    Buti pa ang Paranaque,
    may BF.
    Buti pa ang patay, may dumadalaw.
    Buti pa ang NatSci, may chemistry.

    Buti pa ang rosary, may mystery.
    Buti pa ang tindera, nagpapatawad.
    Buti pa ang telepono, may nagsasabing "hello!"
    Buti pa ang sapatos,
    may ka-pair.

    Buti pa ang picture, nadedevelop.
    Buti pa ang baga, malapit sa puso.
    Buti pa ang scientist, may lab.
    Buti pa ang deadline, hinahabol.
    Buti pa ang Centrum, already complete.

    Buti pa ang bee, mayroong honey.
    Buti pa ang Simbahan,
    may Papa.
    Buti pa ang Wifi, may connection.

    Buti pa ang probability,
    may chance.
    Buti pa ang military, may engagement.
    Buti pa ang Grab, tinatawag na mahal.
    Buti pa ang stocks, binabantayan.
    Buti pa ang kuryente, may sparks.

    Buti pa ang ADMU, may MU.
    Buti pa ang posporo, may match.
    Buti pa ang weather, may PAG-ASA.
    Buti pa ang kalendaryo,
    may date.

    Buti pa ang Hershey’s,
    may kisses.
    Buti pa ang teacher, kayang sabihing "Ok, let's move on."

    Buti pa computer, laging may compatible.
    Buti pa battery, ever ready
    Buti pa ang negosyo, may proposal [emoji1787][emoji3577]

    Buti pa ang saging, may puso
    Buti pa ang elevator, may "GF"
    Buti pa ang pulso, may tumitibok

    Buti pa ang blood, may type.
    [emoji23][emoji1787]



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    February 14th, 2023 10:46 AM #19
    magastos!
    heh heh.
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    February 14th, 2023 11:27 AM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    magastos!
    heh heh.
    Bought my wife some Katinkos for Valentines. She loves her Katinko.

    Placed it in an empty chocolate container. Bigay ko mamaya paggising nya.
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