maganda sya, pangit ako

[smooth]

pag nakakakita ako ng ganun, naiisip ko magkano kaya net worth nitong lalake?

baka KARLA yung girl... KARLA-ver (car lover)

There's this guy nga I know who's really super ugly
and yet all the girls seem to gravitate toward him.

I don't know how he does it! When we're at a bar,
all the chicks go wild!

And yet all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows....

hahahahaha da best!

----

pero seriously, iba talaga trip ng mga girls minsan e. hindi mo masasabi. personally, may kakilala ako. andami na niyang panganay. around 4 or 5 na ata (i lost count). yung mga nanay ng mga panganay niya, puro may itsura. itong kaibigan ko, absolutely pangit at simpleng pamumuhay lang. pero hanep mambola. ibang level mambola. baka talagang nadadaan dun.

either magaling mambola or... funky cold medina

re: TS, okay lang yan. hindi ko actually makuha bakit ka ma-i-insecure. dapat nga proud ka pa e. dapat iniisip mo, "inggit kayo no?" wait teka lang.. are you a guy or a girl?