Handgun v/s Woman (10 Reasons)

[donski]

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[chevy81]

OKEY ang #1,yan ang problema kong matagal na.

[niky]

A woman:

- looks better in leather.

- can play with the kids without blowing their/your brains out.

- can't kill your dinner, but boy can she can cook it.

- cleans herself up after you play. No need to spend half an hour with an oily rag and some polish. Oh, and the cleaning itself shouldn't be a chore. Warm baths are fun.

- doesn't jam when you're ready to "pull the trigger" (assuming you actually get that far, if all you do is spend time cleaning your gun).

- you don't need to buy her bullets. She does the shopping for you.

- doesn't care what size bullet it is. Size really doesn't matter.

- Emergencies? She also knows how to dial 911. A dozen cops with shotguns are better than one homeowner with a pistol.

- and while it's still illegal to do it in public, at least you can do it at home withoout the neighbors calling the cops.

- cuddles. Try to do that with a gun and all you'll get are powder burns.

[goldencoil]

A woman:

- looks better in leather.

- can play with the kids without blowing their/your brains out.

- can't kill your dinner, but boy can she can cook it.

- cleans herself up after you play. No need to spend half an hour with an oily rag and some polish. Oh, and the cleaning itself shouldn't be a chore. Warm baths are fun.

- doesn't jam when you're ready to "pull the trigger" (assuming you actually get that far, if all you do is spend time cleaning your gun).

- you don't need to buy her bullets. She does the shopping for you.

- doesn't care what size bullet it is. Size really doesn't matter.

- Emergencies? She also knows how to dial 911. A dozen cops with shotguns are better than one homeowner with a pistol.

- and while it's still illegal to do it in public, at least you can do it at home withoout the neighbors calling the cops.

- cuddles. Try to do that with a gun and all you'll get are powder burns.

Hehehe. Nice one!