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November 21st, 2008 03:03 AM #1
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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November 21st, 2008 03:08 PM #3
A woman:
- looks better in leather.
- can play with the kids without blowing their/your brains out.
- can't kill your dinner, but boy can she can cook it.
- cleans herself up after you play. No need to spend half an hour with an oily rag and some polish. Oh, and the cleaning itself shouldn't be a chore. Warm baths are fun.
- doesn't jam when you're ready to "pull the trigger" (assuming you actually get that far, if all you do is spend time cleaning your gun).
- you don't need to buy her bullets. She does the shopping for you.
- doesn't care what size bullet it is. Size really doesn't matter.
- Emergencies? She also knows how to dial 911. A dozen cops with shotguns are better than one homeowner with a pistol.
- and while it's still illegal to do it in public, at least you can do it at home withoout the neighbors calling the cops.
- cuddles. Try to do that with a gun and all you'll get are powder burns.Last edited by niky; November 21st, 2008 at 03:10 PM.
Ang pagbalik ng comeback...
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10 years validity ko yehey , kaya lang sa june pa makukuha physical card :twak2: :rolleyes:
Driver's License Renewal Process?