guess i'd better load up on fhytochemicals so i dont fhucking die of fhucking cancer B).
91 eh? hmmm...now all i have to do is deal with the pollution, crime, office stress, homicidal drivers, kris aquino, f4, coup attempts, and the government, and i'm sure to live that long B).
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 10, 2059
at the age of 91 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team ***.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
hindi naman takot ako mamatay, ang takot ako ay kung paano mamatay... chances are mamatay ako sa aburido sa buhay dito sa pesteng third world country na ito... gaya ni villaruel baka mag hurumentado na lang ako... sana nga lang next lifetime sa isang first world country nako ipanganak..
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 17, 2022
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (15%)
Third Deree Burns (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
mukhang ako ang unang titigil sa pagpo-post dito sa tsikot ah. 19 years na lang ang iintayin ko. punta kayo sa wake ko, ang hindi pumunta dadalawin ko hehehe :D