I shot a Gangsta because I was High

[mfo]

This may have been posted before, but i am posting it again.

Pick the month you where born in
>
> 1----i shot
> 2----i ate
> 3----i smacked
> 4----i sang to
> 5----i fell in love with
> 6----i murdered
> 7----i gave my number to
> 8----i had *** with
> 9----i choked on
> 10---i bitched at
> 11---i humped
> 12---i gave a lap dance to
>
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------A homeless guy
> 2------- gangster
> 3-------a banana
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a mexican
> 6-------your mum
> 7-------a condom
> 8-------an ipod
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------a goat
> 11-------my dog
> 12-------my dad
> 13-------the computer
> 14-------my science teacher
> 15-------my neighbor
> 16-------myself
> 17-------a jones soda
> 18-------a llama
> 19-------a football player
> 20-------a stuffed animal
> 21-------a permenant marker
> 22-------a policeman
> 23-------a ninja
> 24-------a baseball bat
> 25-------my pshyciatrist
> 26-------my brother
> 27-------my sister
> 28-------a pickle
> 29-------a dvd player
> 30-------a paperclip
> 31-------my cell phone
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
>
> White------Because i was high.
> Black-------Because I was drunk.
> Pink--------Because im a homo***ual.
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because Im naked.
> Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
> Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 pounds
> Orange----Because i hate my family.
> Other-------Because that's how I roll.
> none------because im ***y and i do what i want.

[JohnM]

I murdered a permanent marker because someone offered me 1,000,000 pounds (how i wish )

[jasprit]

ang pangit ng skin 12-i gave a lap dance to 11-my dog red-Because the voices told me to. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D

[BlueBimmer]

i gave my number to a goat because i cant control myself :D

[1D4LV]

i smacked my dad because i was drunk....

(hmmmm.medyo realistic ng konti ah....hehehehehe)

[Chip]

I shot my best friends boyfriend because i hate myself.

LOL! OMG! Bading pala bestfriend ko hahaha

[artpogi]

I shot a condom because someone offered me 1,000,000 pounds

[Gumusut_Amige]

I gave a lap dance to a banana because that's how i roll...yuck

[Mamar]

I shot a mexican beacuse i was drunk!
wehehehe....

[kimpOy]

i gave a lap dance to a policeman Because i was high.

WTF?