"D'Auditors of Phil. Charity Foundation nform u dat ur CELFON nos.(sic) won P950,000 2nd prize winner, draw last MAR. 02, 2004. Pls call me now I'm Mr. Harry N. Ferez"

halatang manloloko so i called him up:

me - "hello? mr. harry ferez?"
harry -"yes. who is this?"
me - "u txted me and u said that i won 950,000. how can i claim my prize?"
harry - "we have to meet.."
me - "sure! just bring ur lawyer with u"
harry - "lawyer?"
me - "yes. becoz, p*ta*na mo! ipapakulong kita, g*go! ang aga aga eh nanloloko ka!"

he hangs up..

hehe loko yun kala nya makaka isa sya :D

btw, here's his number 917-9567359