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    You can no longer buy hammers inside shopping malls.

    This after police and mall owners met on Monday and agreed that customers who will buy the tool will only be given a receipt, which they will have to use to claim the item outside mall premises.

    The order comes following the Sunday night robbery in SM North EDSA.

    Police said, based on CCTV footage, five to seven members of the so-called "Martilyo Gang" were part of the daring robbery.

    President Aquino, along with Philippine National Police (PNP) chief Director General Alan Purisima, Interior and Local Government Sec. Mar Roxas personally checked the situation in the Quezon City mall a few hours after the gang broke inside the department store and stole jewelry.

    Police later met with mall owners and management to discuss security measures and the safety of shoppers, especially this holiday season.
    http://anc.yahoo.com/news/no-more-hammers-to-be-sold-inside-malls-121908840.htm]No More Hammers to be Sold Inside Malls

    Genius

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    hahaha

    no problem

    someone goes to a sporting goods shop and buys a...


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    What a stupid solution! Nasaan kaya ang mga kokote ng nag-isip niyan? Hello, di lang naman martilyo pwede ipangpukpok :hammer:

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    diba meron mga tindahan sa loob ng mall nagbebenta ng balisong?

    parang duh!!

    ang higpit nila sa entrance pero pag pasok mo pwede ka bumili ng balisong

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    Absolutely brilliant! Of course there are about a dozen more tools who can be bought from the malls and used to shatter glass displays.

    Sounds like a solution only those dumb security detachment commanders can dream up.

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    In a chess game, equivalent to a !!! :hysterical:

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    No wonder kaya hammer ang ginamit ng mga pulis sa grandstand.

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    it's as about as sensible as gun control.

    I wouldn't be surprised if a crazed psycho decides to kill a bunch of unarmed people inside a mall or any "gun free" zone.

    in reality, putting up "gun free" zones is like telling perps, hey! we're all unarmed here! we won't resist you if you do something evil. or removing the spines of a porcupine for lack of better analogy.
    Damn, son! Where'd you find this?

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    so a guy buys a kitchen knife in the mall and holds his saleslady girlfriend hostage...

    you can imagine the pulis solution to prevent another incident like that

    hahahaha
    Last edited by uls; December 17th, 2013 at 12:39 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    so a guy buys a kitchen knife in the mall and holds his saleslady girlfriend hostage...

    you can imagine the pulis solution...

    hahahaha
    Either ipagbawal mag GF ng sales lady or bawal magdala ng GF sa loob ng mall

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    Quote Originally Posted by confused shoes View Post
    Either ipagbawal mag GF ng sales lady or bawal magdala ng GF sa loob ng mall
    hahahaha

    ipagbawal pumasok sa loob ng mall ang mga lalake na may gf na saleslady

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    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    hahahaha

    ipagbawal pumasok sa loob ng mall ang mga lalake na may gf na saleslady
    ha ha ha! May mga hindi na makakapasok from Tsikot :bwahaha:

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    haha sino may gf na saleslady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    haha sino may gf na saleslady?
    SM sales lady to be particular :rofl:

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    Daming pwedeng pambasag ng glass display, balutin mo lang ng tuwalya kamay mo bago mo ipukpok sa salamin ayos na. Siguro tuwalya naman ipagbabawal.

    Masarap nga ibang gamit ang gamitin nitong mga kawatan na ito para maipamuka sa nakaisip na ipagbawal ang martilyo kung gaano katanga yung solusyon niya.

    Sent from my mind using Telepathy 2

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    FACT: Hammers were used to smash the glass enclosures
    SOLUTION: Ban hammers

    Simpletons! They call this a solution? I call it a JOKE! It's not even funny.

    How could we deter crimes with this kind of thinking? Could other countries come up with solutions as idiotic as this? It's not exclusively our leaders fault, this is the result of collective stupidity! We are an archipelago full of morons!!!

    Last edited by _Cathy_; December 17th, 2013 at 01:39 AM.

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    same as gun control:

    problem: guns were used by criminals against law abiding citizens.

    solution: take guns away from law abiding citizens.
    Damn, son! Where'd you find this?

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    yup, where else did the crims get that idea from

    thor's mjolnir!

    ban the thor movies

    ban mc hammer's hit song

    you can't mess with poh-lice tactics, you just can't

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    I thought of another solution as idiotic as the one in the news.

    Thieves are using hammers. Ergo: Police should carry bigger hammers to give them an advantage over the thieves

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va7aW1_KxP0]04. If I Had a Hammer (Peter, Paul & Mary) - YouTube[/ame]

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