Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming
happily through the ocean when they come upon a boat. On seeing
the boat, Willie says, "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's swim
up under that boat and blow out really hard through our
blowholes!"
Monica says, "Oh, I don't know..."
"Come on, it'll be fun, come on, just this once!", says Willie.
Monica agrees and they swim up under the boat and blow out,
capsizing the boat and sending hapless sailors into the briny
blue.
As they are swimming away, Willie says, "Wow, that was fun,
wasn't it? Hey! I've got another idea! Let's swim back there
and eat all the sailors!"
To which Monica, exasperated, replies, "Look, I agreed to the
blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."




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