Good news: There is no HELL!

[wildthing]

An email forwarded to me has proven that hell doesn't exists anymore!!

> The following is supposedly an actual question given
> on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
> The answer by one student was so "profound that the
> professor shared it with colleagues via the
> Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
> pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question :
> Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
> (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of
> their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it
> expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
>
> One student, however, wrote the following
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
> changing in time. So we
> need to know the rate at which souls are moving
> into Hell and the rate at
> which they are leaving. I think that we can
> safely assume that once a
> soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,
> no souls are leaving.
>
> As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
> look at the different
> religions that exist in the world today. Most of
> these religions state
> that if you are not a member of their religion,
> you will go to Hell.
>
> Since there is more than one of these religions
> and since people do not
> belong to more than one religion, we can project
> that all souls go to Hell.
>
> With birth and death rates as they are, we can
> expect the number of
> souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
> look at the rate of change
> of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
> that in order for the
> temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
> the volume of Hell
> has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
>
> This gives two possibilities
>
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
> rate at which souls
> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
> Hell will increase
> until all Hell breaks loose.
>
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
> increase of souls in
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
> until Hell freezes over.
>
> So which is it?
>
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
> during my Freshman
> year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I
> sleep with you," and take
> into account the fact that I slept with her last
> night, then number 2 must
> be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
> exothermic and has already frozen
> over. The corollary of this theory is that since
> Hell has frozen over, it
> follows that it is not accepting any more souls
> and is therefore,
> extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving
> the existence of a
> divine being which explains why, last night,
> Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
>
>
> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

[kiper]

wahahaha.. astig un ah..!!

tama nga may heaven!

[vicoyski]

It doesn't say anything about there being no Hell... It just suggests that it has frozen over...

[wildthing]

Technically it is no longer hell and they are full and no longer accepting occupants!

[cutedoc]

nice=)

[konde]

witty!

[falken]

No Vacancy! :bwahaha:

[driven]

scientifically correct but theologically ridiculous

[ts1n1ta]

ahahaha the kid's a genius!

[stinkaboy]

I guess he just want to tell the world that he slept with teresa :D

[klaus_lorenzen]

ahahaha the kid's a genius!

Amen! :D

I really love this part:

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

[odell]

genius!!

[oldblue]

convincing indeed!

[vhenok]

galeng! hehe!

[Isuzoom]

there are 3 hells in the philippines Malacanang, Senate, Congress.

[5Speed]

good answer....herehrherherher

[rion]

there are 3 hells in the philippines Malacanang, Senate, Congress.

haha... good one!



though more likely, God would have choosen fishermen and tax collectors or the not so bright minded people to explain Heaven and Hell, and not those brilliant Scientists. hehe...

[CoDer]

though more likely, God would have choosen fishermen and tax collectors or the not so bright minded people to explain Heaven and Hell, and not those brilliant Scientists. hehe...

Tumpak!

[wildthing]

wait till you read DA VINCI CODE...then the issue on religion becomes another thinking matter....siguro wala ngang hell.

[chua_riwap]

So okay lang palang sabihan ka ng........ "Go to hell!"