Good news: There is no HELL!

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An email forwarded to me has proven that hell doesn't exists anymore!!

> The following is supposedly an actual question given
> on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
> The answer by one student was so "profound that the
> professor shared it with colleagues via the
> Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
> pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question :
> Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
> (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of
> their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it
> expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
>
> One student, however, wrote the following
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
> changing in time. So we
> need to know the rate at which souls are moving
> into Hell and the rate at
> which they are leaving. I think that we can
> safely assume that once a
> soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,
> no souls are leaving.
>
> As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
> look at the different
> religions that exist in the world today. Most of
> these religions state
> that if you are not a member of their religion,
> you will go to Hell.
>
> Since there is more than one of these religions
> and since people do not
> belong to more than one religion, we can project
> that all souls go to Hell.
>
> With birth and death rates as they are, we can
> expect the number of
> souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
> look at the rate of change
> of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
> that in order for the
> temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
> the volume of Hell
> has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
>
> This gives two possibilities
>
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
> rate at which souls
> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
> Hell will increase
> until all Hell breaks loose.
>
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
> increase of souls in
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
> until Hell freezes over.
>
> So which is it?
>
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
> during my Freshman
> year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I
> sleep with you," and take
> into account the fact that I slept with her last
> night, then number 2 must
> be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
> exothermic and has already frozen
> over. The corollary of this theory is that since
> Hell has frozen over, it
> follows that it is not accepting any more souls
> and is therefore,
> extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving
> the existence of a
> divine being which explains why, last night,
> Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
>
>
> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".