Dami ko tawa mga 203 billion [emoji38]
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Natatawa lang ako sa lawyer ni Amber Heard
Amber's lawyer: *asked a question
Witness: *answers the question
Lawyer : "objection, hearsay"
Judge : "you asked the question"
Lawyer : "oh, OK"
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea still ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv, Ukraine?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
Para maiwasan ang dayaan, ganito na paglagay ng ink..
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Naubusan ng indelible ink, martilyo na lang ginamit
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Plot twist may dark horse [emoji38]
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Tanong niya, sagot niya [emoji38]
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