Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Harry Roque?" asked Pinocchio.
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My boss asking me to do his powerpoint 😂 but ask him about financial instruments and FS and he knows it to the t.
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are someones suggesting that doh should use pirate or illegal copies software?
heh heh.
some years ago,
we discovered that a well-known and respected institution,
was actually using pirate programs in their central computer...!
nakaka-hiya!
they had since rectified the shameful act.
Last edited by dr. d; August 20th, 2021 at 08:23 AM.
but in an office setting, using a computer is essential, this should be basic to anyone who uses the computer. Ang layo naman sa paglalampaso ng sahig or even pag timple ng kape or pag xerox. I guess some bosses don't bother to know how since puro email lang ginagawa nila.