Married With Children-

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKaJE4gjYg"]YouTube - Married with children opening[/ame]

They sure don't make them like they used to-

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gADDdhtpKqU"]YouTube - Best of Bundy (2/4)[/ame]