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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    O eto para sa mga wala pang karansan sa F---ing!

    Frequently Asked Question About F--ing

    Q. Do I have to be married to have safe f---?
    A. Although married people f--- often, there are many single
    people who f--- complete strangers every day.

    Q. How do I go about f---ing a complete stranger?
    A. Just ask them if they want to f---. If they do, they will
    give you their phone number.

    Q. My parents say they never had f--- when they were young, and
    were only allowed to write memo's to each other until they
    were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they
    can f---?
    A. F---ing can be performed at any age once you learn the
    correct procedure.

    Q. If I f--- something to myself will I go blind?
    A. Certainly not. As far as we can see.

    Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay
    to f---. Is this legal?
    A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their f--- drives
    and must pay a "professional" when their needs become too great.

    Q. Should a cover always be used for f---ing?
    A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are f---ing, a
    cover should always be used.

    Q. What happens if I do the procedure incorrectly and f---
    prematurely?
    A. Don't panic. Many people f--- prematurely when they haven't
    f---ed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind
    if you try again.

    Q. I have a personal and a business f---. Can transmissions
    become mixed up?
    A. Being bi-f---ual can be confusing, but so long as you use a
    cover with each one you won't transmit anything you're not
    supposed to.

    Q. Is getting f---ed by one person the same as with another?
    A. No. Even though many people (especially lawyers) would
    like you to believe that the longer they are f---ing you the
    better you will like it. In reality the best f--- is short,
    of high quality, and very graphic.

    Q. There is a man I'd very much like to f--- (I've tried
    several times) but he can't seem to keep his equipment
    up long enough.
    Is there any thing I can do to help him?
    A. You could suggest that he contact a good f--- therapist, such
    as Canon or Mitsubishi. If he refuses to take the suggestion,
    it would be best if you just wrote him off.

    Syak ka no, mali ka don..... FAXING yon!

  2. Join Date
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    #2
    hahaha... akala ko kung ano na!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    he he he :P :P :P :P :P
    ho ho ho :wink: :wink: :wink:

  4. Join Date
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    nice one:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::l ol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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    :lol:
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    hehehehahahahhahah

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    Ho-ho-ho-ho! :santa:

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    #9
    rise from your grave!!!! hehehe

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    #10
    12-23-2002. Archive!

    Hindi pa ako marunong mag-internet noon.

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