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    The Donkey

    A pastor entered his donkey in a race & it won. The pastor was so
    pleased ith the donkey that he entered it in a race again, & it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
    the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
    rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
    the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
    she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day, the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10!

    The bishop had a mild stroke and ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey & lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day, the headlines read: NUN SAYS HER ASS IS NOW WILD AND
    FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is ... .being concerned about public opinion
    can bring you much grief & misery ... and even shorten your life. So be
    yourself & enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass &
    you'll be a lot happier & live longer!

    Life may not be the party we had hoped for, but while we are here,
    we might as well dance.

    HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!

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    :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:








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    #3
    :hysterical:

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    i didn't know the nun was selling that race-winning donkey....i would have bought it from her.

    i would've called her up one night and said "I WANT YOUR ASS" ::rofl01:

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    "being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief & misery"

    amen to this...

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    hehehe...

    kaya minsan dapat hwag makialam sa problema ng ibang tao...

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    #7
    LOL. kulit ng kwento.

  8. Join Date
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    #8
    Harharharharharharhar!!!!

The Donkey