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  1. Join Date
    Jul 2004
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    #1
    der tsikoteers,

    gusto ko lang i-share sa inyo itong write up by a writer of Consumer Reports of his own list of the "best and worst of..." for 2005 cars. here it goes:

    1. best car on which to blow your housing-boom nest egg --- bentley arnage

    2. best affordable car to win a second look from the members of the opposite *** who otherwise glance your way and cackle --- mazda rx-8

    3. worst car a middle-aged man can bring home to his wife --- chevrolet corvette

    4. worst car for talking your way out of a speeding ticket --- dodge viper srt-10

    5. best car for people with a high probability of imminent divorce --- mitsubishi diamante

    6. best car for finding yourself in a demolition derby --- volvo xc 90

    7. best car for people who reuse ziploc bags --- toyota echo

    8. best car for the stealth speed-freak --- nissan maxima

    9. best car to own if you're audited by the irs --- kia amanti

    10. best car for remaining blissfully ignorant of lemon laws --- buick regal

    11. best car for people who love irony more than gas mileage --- ford excursion

    i wonder kung ano kaya ang "best and worst of ...." list natin dito sa pinas

    har har har :D

  2. Join Date
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    Dito sa Pinas...................

    Best cars yung gamit ng mga government officials
    na walang pakialam sa price increase ng crude oil......

    Worst cars yung gamit nating mga common tao dahil apektado tayo sa price increase ng crude oil!!! Imagine diesel P20 above na sheeeeeesh!!!

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    this is just funny!

  4. Join Date
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    8. best car for the stealth speed-freak --- nissan maxima

    too true...

    Ano kaya, nang available sa Philippines?

    1. best car on which to blow your housing-boom nest egg --- BMW 7 series

    2. best affordable car to win a second look from the members of the opposite *** who otherwise glance your way and cackle --- Honda Jazz

    3. worst car a middle-aged man can bring home to his wife --- Nissan 350Z

    4. worst car for talking your way out of a speeding ticket --- Mitsubishi Evo8

    5. best car for people with a high probability of imminent divorce --- Nissan Cefiro

    6. best car for finding yourself in a demolition derby --- Kia Rio? hehehe...

    7. best car for people who reuse ziploc bags --- hyundai matrix

    8. best car for the stealth speed-freak --- Honda Accord 3.0

    9. best car to own if you're audited by the BIR --- Toyota Revo VX200 (mukhang ordinaryo, pero...)

    10. best car for remaining blissfully ignorant of lemon laws --- Optra? Pajero? suggestions?

    11. best car for people who love irony more than gas mileage --- Hyundai Starex (the only diesel guzzler around) or Toyota Revo VX200 AT

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...

  5. Join Date
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    What's so lemony about a Pajero? This whole thing about mitsu is overhyped. I for one am a satisfied owner of two. hehehehe.

  6. Join Date
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    best car for provoking impromptu street races - Honda Civic SiR

    best car to be caught in a typhoon or flood with - Nissan Patrol

    best car to be mistaken for a Customs official - Mitsubishi Pajero

    best car to be noticed by the opposite *** - BMW 325

    best car for people to think you're a closet member of the opposite *** - Volkswagen Beetle

    :D

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    #7
    hehehehehe.....

  8. Join Date
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    worse cars for patronizing thailand-made CBUs - vios, city & jazz

    best cars for big bang for the bucks - ford lynxes

    best car for an all-around MPV cum hatchback beauty - hyundai matrix

    others maybe good but just tailed behind..

    bwehrwhehrwhrer..

  9. Join Date
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    #9
    Originally posted by pajerokid
    What's so lemony about a Pajero? This whole thing about mitsu is overhyped. I for one am a satisfied owner of two. hehehehe.
    hehe... kaya nga nagtanong ako ng violent objections... :p

    eh di...
    10. best car for remaining blissfully ignorant of lemon laws --- daewoo racer


    69. Best car for impromptu auto***, wherein no one else will know... Isuzu Armored Van.

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...

  10. Join Date
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    7. best car for people who reuse ziploc bags --- Echo? Jazz? Pride? The smaller, the better hahaha! :lol:

CRs writer's best and worse for 2005 cars