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  1. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #1


    My friend was going home to manila and was traversing a stretch of road

    na madilim, then it happened, tumirik bigla yung kotse for no apparent

    reason. checked the gas gauge, half filled naman, no other engine

    malfunction sa gauges. basta the car just "died" on him.



    Nearby was this acacia tree so he decided na mag jingle muna, then he

    heard a, "psssttt, halika dito".

    there he saw this very old man. medyo natakot and nagulat siya, kasi

    nanlilisik yung mga mata, mahaba ang buhok, mukhang ermitanyo.



    Tinawag siya and he saw the old man was carrying a book. at first

    hesitant, pero there was this force urging him to come over.



    When he came over, the old m an handed him the book, para lang siyang

    pocket book, but colored black. the old man then told him that he has

    to pay for it, 700 pesos daw. thinking that he still needs money to

    have his car fixed, siyempre ayaw niyang tanggapin yung book. per o

    nanlisik lalo yung mata nung matanda at pinipilit siyang bayaran yung

    book. dahil s a takot,binayaran din niya yung libro. after paying for

    it, sabi sa kanya na huwag na huwag niyang titignan yung last page ng

    libro, or he will regret it.



    He wanted to ask for directions, but the old man started walking

    towards the darker part of the fields, and biglang nawala. luckily may

    bus na dumaan and he asked to be brought down sa bayan. there he looked

    for a place to spend the night, para balikan yung car niya the next

    day.



    In his room, he couldn't sleep, and remembered the book he bou ght for

    700 pesos, kaya kinuha niya ito and read it. it was about the

    supernatural and engkantos. he has read chapter na rin and was feeling!

    sleepy, so tinabi niya sa side table. then he remembered yung sinabi

    nung matanda about the last page. he was undecided at the same time

    natatakot dun sa warning nung matanda about opening to the last page.

    so he gathered enough courage to open it to the last page, opened his

    eyes and got t he shock of his life



    ang nakasulat...







































    National Bookstore P47.75




    Nadaya sya???

    Katuwaan lang po mga bossing...

    Wahehe...
    Peace...

  2. Join Date
    May 2004
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    733
    #2
    received this joke a number of times thru sms. kaya lang walang matching picture. hehehehehe

  3. FrankDrebin Guest
    #3
    Akala ko yung Aklat na Itim ni Tata Temyong.

  4. Join Date
    Feb 2005
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    #4
    pambihira!

  5. Join Date
    Apr 2004
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    6,685
    #5
    natext sakin din yan hehehe. Kala ko nga nakakatakot pero natawa na lang ako ejheheh

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    nadaya nga...

  7. Join Date
    Jan 2005
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    #7
    may picture pa ah

  8. Join Date
    Feb 2004
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    #8
    luma na to! hehe,pero natawa ako nung una.

  9. Join Date
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    #9
    ok ah......

  10. Join Date
    Sep 2005
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    392
    #10
    too bad wala pa cyang resibo na ipapakita dun sa matanda incase na magkita sila.... i na nya mairerefund...

    So sad, so very sad...

    Add: Moral of the story... kunin lagi ung resibo...

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