CREEPY! Aklat na ITIM

[baiskee]

My friend was going home to manila and was traversing a stretch of road

na madilim, then it happened, tumirik bigla yung kotse for no apparent

reason. checked the gas gauge, half filled naman, no other engine

malfunction sa gauges. basta the car just "died" on him.



Nearby was this acacia tree so he decided na mag jingle muna, then he

heard a, "psssttt, halika dito".

there he saw this very old man. medyo natakot and nagulat siya, kasi

nanlilisik yung mga mata, mahaba ang buhok, mukhang ermitanyo.



Tinawag siya and he saw the old man was carrying a book. at first

hesitant, pero there was this force urging him to come over.



When he came over, the old m an handed him the book, para lang siyang

pocket book, but colored black. the old man then told him that he has

to pay for it, 700 pesos daw. thinking that he still needs money to

have his car fixed, siyempre ayaw niyang tanggapin yung book. per o

nanlisik lalo yung mata nung matanda at pinipilit siyang bayaran yung

book. dahil s a takot,binayaran din niya yung libro. after paying for

it, sabi sa kanya na huwag na huwag niyang titignan yung last page ng

libro, or he will regret it.



He wanted to ask for directions, but the old man started walking

towards the darker part of the fields, and biglang nawala. luckily may

bus na dumaan and he asked to be brought down sa bayan. there he looked

for a place to spend the night, para balikan yung car niya the next

day.



In his room, he couldn't sleep, and remembered the book he bou ght for

700 pesos, kaya kinuha niya ito and read it. it was about the

supernatural and engkantos. he has read chapter na rin and was feeling!

sleepy, so tinabi niya sa side table. then he remembered yung sinabi

nung matanda about the last page. he was undecided at the same time

natatakot dun sa warning nung matanda about opening to the last page.

so he gathered enough courage to open it to the last page, opened his

eyes and got t he shock of his life



ang nakasulat...







































National Bookstore P47.75




Nadaya sya???

Katuwaan lang po mga bossing...

Wahehe...
Peace...

[konde]

received this joke a number of times thru sms. kaya lang walang matching picture. hehehehehe

[FrankDrebin]

Akala ko yung Aklat na Itim ni Tata Temyong.

[ts1n1ta]

pambihira!

[carlocaraddict]

natext sakin din yan hehehe. Kala ko nga nakakatakot pero natawa na lang ako ejheheh

[team_PONGLAI_11]

nadaya nga...

[chain]

may picture pa ah

[stinkaboy]

luma na to! hehe,pero natawa ako nung una.

[chua_riwap]

ok ah......

[bajumbo]

too bad wala pa cyang resibo na ipapakita dun sa matanda incase na magkita sila.... i na nya mairerefund...

So sad, so very sad...

Add: Moral of the story... kunin lagi ung resibo...

[umzzzzz]

luma na to ah! hihihihih...pero ngayun ko lang nakita yung book! cguro hindi na nya makikilala c maning ermitanyo the next day kasi he has budget for grooming himself already. kahit hindi sa davids...

[scarab]

...sa text niyo nakuha? tiyaga naman nung nag-text nun, ang haba nung joke eh.

[mcbry]

received this joke before sa email. pero ok parin. hehehe.

[vhenok]

:hihihi: Nyahahaha!

[Autobeat]

Hehehe. Nice.

[odell]

kahit ilang beses ko na nabasa.. nakakatuwa padin :D

[Bogeyman]

Aklat na itim? Baka yan yung 'little black book' nung ermitanyo, listahan ng mga chicks niya. :D

[karlbo]

tadu ka talaga bai hayuf!!! wala ka na naman magawa... hehehe

[aceshark]

anak ng tsongong lasing! kala ko yung libro ni bob ong. sana may "Laking National" na card yung ermitanyo. sayang ang points.

[oldblue]

black marketeer yun ermitanyo hehehe