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    for sir oliver... nakuha ko din sa website sir...

    A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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    How about Steven Seagal?

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    #3
    my favorite:
    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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    #4
    :bwahaha:

    dapat yata sa just for laughs na forum ito ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vroom-Vroom View Post
    :bwahaha:

    dapat yata sa just for laughs na forum ito ...
    it shouldnt be.

    this is a SERIOUS matter.

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    #6
    haha may Chuck Norris following talaga

    and i thought Conan O Brien was his only fan

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    #7
    Galing talaga ni Walker, Texas Ranger! hehehe

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    #8
    Go Walker, Texas Ranger

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    #9
    talo pa din si 'bearded one' kay Bruce Lee. :rofl:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isuzoom View Post
    How about Steven Seagal?
    - When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

    - For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. :bwahaha:

    - Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris Facts....