CHATBOX (kuno kasi walang chatbox sa tsikot)

**_Cathy_** · January 2nd, 2018 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by dr. d

1. "contracts."
2. familiarity. it breeds something un-welcome.

familiarity is nice. In my Lola's village, they have the same guards since forever hahaha. Kilala na ko so he does not ask for my license anymore.

Originally Posted by benchman

at bpi this morning, i asked the cashier what's for the giveaway this year. i was told to approach the branch manager instead if there's anything left.
approaching the manager's desk, i noticed that there's a new face occupying the desk. new manager i thought.

politely i asked her if there's anything to loot for the new year? 'sorry sir,,, there's nothing left, and we do give them for our clients only. do you have any account with us, sir?'
i haven't memorized most of my account numbers so i handed her one of my ATM cards. manager fiddled with her computer and immediately there was a spark in her eyes i saw.

'ooh,,,, we have new exciting products to offer for you sir' (investments and so on,,,). can we sit and have a talk for awhile? then she hurriedly called that lady who handles (philam?)investment products. 'miss XXX, paki up-date nga ang contact information ni sir.'
no thank you, perhaps not this time,,,, and please don't call me, i'll call you, i said to the manager.
i left the manager grinning sheepishly. call me sir ha?

Nakita kasi yung dami ng 0 sa bank account mo

**benchman** · January 2nd, 2018 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by _Cathy_

Nakita kasi yung dami ng 0 sa bank account mo

natawang naasar lang ako

**dr. d** · January 2nd, 2018 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by _Cathy_

familiarity is nice. In my Lola's village, they have the same guards since forever hahaha. Kilala na ko so he does not ask for my license anymore.

Nakita kasi yung dami ng 0 sa bank account mo

that depends.
are the "0"s before or after the decimal point?

**benchman** · January 2nd, 2018 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by dr. d

that depends.
are the "0"s before or after the decimal point?

halos zero nga yung account na ibinigay ko doc eh

**dr. d** · January 2nd, 2018 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by benchman

halos zero nga yung account na ibinigay ko doc eh

e, kaya kayo siguro welcome doon!
"we hope you had a good, profitable holiday season... and how much shall we deposit into your account, sir...?"

**benchman** · January 2nd, 2018 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by dr. d

e, kaya kayo siguro welcome doon!
"we hope you had a good, profitable holiday season... and how much shall we deposit into your account, sir...?"

hahaha panalo talaga wit mo doc!

**CVT** · January 2nd, 2018 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by benchman

at bpi this morning, i asked the cashier what's for the giveaway this year. i was told to approach the branch manager instead if there's anything left.
approaching the manager's desk, i noticed that there's a new face occupying the desk. new manager i thought.

politely i asked her if there's anything to loot for the new year? 'sorry sir,,, there's nothing left, and we do give them for our clients only. do you have any account with us, sir?'
i haven't memorized most of my account numbers so i handed her one of my ATM cards. manager fiddled with her computer and immediately there was a spark in her eyes i saw.

'ooh,,,, we have new exciting products to offer for you sir' (investments and so on,,,). can we sit and have a talk for awhile? then she hurriedly called that lady who handles (philam?)investment products. 'miss XXX, paki up-date nga ang contact information ni sir.'
no thank you, perhaps not this time,,,, and please don't call me, i'll call you, i said to the manager.
i left the manager grinning sheepishly. call me sir ha?

Walandyo bro.,- kailangang magkita tayo at mabawasan ang laman ng ATM mo...

I hope you're not keeping a lot of money in your ATM account.

I was thinking na nakita niya ang listahan ng mga account$$$ mo sa BPI at doon nagningning ang mga mata niya...

**dr. d** · January 2nd, 2018 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by benchman

hahaha panalo talaga wit mo doc!

..puede bang i-cash na lang si wit?

**benchman** · January 2nd, 2018 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by CVT

Walandyo bro.,- kailangang magkita tayo at mabawasan ang laman ng ATM mo...

I hope you're not keeping a lot of money in your ATM account.

I was thinking na nakita niya ang listahan ng mga account$$$ mo sa BPI at doon nagningning ang mga mata niya...

like i said bro, the account that i handed with the manager has almost nothing much inside. yes, i don't keep so much amount with my ATMs.
and that said ATM belongs to another branch. maybe she got the information with the account name.

**dr. d** · January 2nd, 2018 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by benchman

like i said bro, the account that i handed with the manager has almost nothing much inside. yes, i don't keep so much amount with my ATMs.
and that said ATM belongs to another branch. maybe she got the information with the account name.

"susie, hindi ba si benchman yung account na...?"
"opomam. siya ngapo. but..."
"but what?"
"ubos na po talaga yung mga payong natin."
"heto sanlibo. bili ka madali ng fibrella sa sm!"