CHATBOX (kuno kasi walang chatbox sa tsikot)

**Calistro** · March 7th, 2014 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by kimbon

Heto na ang part ng orgasm script for the pleasure of s' Retz... Basta promise sagot mo ko kay moderator ah... Hehe

Sally: You know I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
I just would've ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed
and leave at three o'clock in the morning and clean your andirons,
and you don't even have a fireplace. Not that I would noticed.
Harry: Why are you getting so upset? This is not about
you.
Sally: Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women
and I am a woman.
Harry: Hey I don't feel great about this but I don't hear
anyone complaining.
Sally: Of course not you're out of the door too fast.
Harry: I think they have an OK time.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: What do you mean how do I know? I know.
Sally: Because they...
Harry: Yes, because they...
Sally: And how do you know that they really...
Harry: What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?
Sally: It's possible.
Harry: Get outta here!
Sally: Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Harry: Well they haven't faked it with me.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because I know.
Sally: Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.
Harry: What is that supposed to mean?
Sally: Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it
never happened to them and that most women at one time or another have
done it so you do the math.
Harry: You don't think that I could tell the difference?
Sally: No.
Harry: Get outta here.
Sally: Ooo...Oh...Ooo...
Harry: Are you OK?
Sally: Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...
Oh yeah right there Oh! Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...
Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh...
Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh...

(Sally finishes, looks at Harry and smiles. Harry looks back,
looking a little uneasy)
Lady from another table: I'll have what she's having.

Di naman bastos to ah

**Patti** · March 7th, 2014 07:31 AM

Good morning guys!TGIF!

**kimbon** · March 7th, 2014 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Patti

Hmmm interesting..will watch it this weekend

Don't forget to take along a bowl of pop corn while watching that movie. Ooops diet pala ang lola. bwahahaha

yup it's TGIF. Have a great weekend to all....

**Patti** · March 7th, 2014 08:49 AM

Hahaha not anymore

**shadow** · March 7th, 2014 09:01 AM

Team Cathy!

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#retzing

**Patti** · March 8th, 2014 02:32 PM

Blocking me on fb?seriously?we're not even friends..geez that's just pathetic

**chua_riwap** · March 8th, 2014 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Retz

pansin ko kay patti and c4u dito sa tsikot.... they both seems to have an innocent mind. conservative bah.

yung isa....in love.
yung isa, still looking for the right guy.

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**_Cathy_** · March 8th, 2014 11:51 PM

^I'm not looking...

Good things come to those who wait

**Patti** · March 9th, 2014 12:12 AM

Oo nga naman..hindi hinahanap yun kusang dumadating

**170kphlang** · March 9th, 2014 12:17 AM

patience is not a virtue. it is a lost art. but not all the time and it varies from situation to situation, scenario to scenario. good things may come to those who wait but most of the time, only the things left by those who hustle.

Sent from Constantinople

**Patti** · March 9th, 2014 01:06 AM

So you mean kailangan hanapin namin? Post ads?

**170kphlang** · March 9th, 2014 01:17 AM

it depends. if you think and feel na yung sumusuyo ay si mr. right na for you then don't make that person wait any longer

Sent from Constantinople

**_Cathy_** · March 9th, 2014 01:19 AM

Ang pinaghihirapan, pinagiingatan

**Patti** · March 9th, 2014 01:21 AM

^sadly hindi lahat ganun

**testament11** · March 9th, 2014 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Patti

^sadly hindi lahat ganun

Korek!

**170kphlang** · March 9th, 2014 01:29 AM

agree. pinagiingatan. it just so happen na i know some lady friends who regret (daw) their decision before of letting go or letting pass of a guy. some say they were afraid, or wasn't sure of the guy or thinks the guy (insert dilemma here) and then some years down the road nagk-kwento na sayang sana pala si mr. ganito pala dapat. look at him now, married, nice family, has a kid or 2 and completely different from what i thought of him (in short they couldn't admit it straight na how they wish that the guy's wife is them right now). now they're single or stuck with a douche. pero sabi ko nga it depends parin sa situation and scenario.

**_Cathy_** · March 9th, 2014 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by 170kphlang

agree. pinagiingatan. it just so happen na i know some lady friends who regret (daw) their decision before of letting go or letting pass of a guy. some say they were afraid, or wasn't sure of the guy or thinks the guy (insert dilemma here) and then some years down the road nagk-kwento na sayang sana pala si mr. ganito pala dapat. look at him now, married, nice family, has a kid or 2 and completely different from what i thought of him (in short they couldn't admit it straight na how they wish that the guy's wife is them right now). now they're single or stuck with a douche. pero sabi ko nga it depends parin sa situation and scenario.

Happened to me a lot too...

**170kphlang** · March 9th, 2014 01:36 AM

all is not lost ms. cathy, all is not lost...

**brainmafia_310** · March 9th, 2014 02:01 AM

Antay lang ng antay, auntie ko nakapagasawa na 45 above y.o. na eh.

Pero sa hindi makapagantay enjoy lang ng enjoy.

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**Patti** · March 9th, 2014 02:10 AM

Hahaha..ayokp naman umabot sa ganung edad no..one of these days..alam ni crave yan

uy bro pag nagawi ako ulit ng south guguluhin ka namin ni crave ha

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